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Post by equestrian7392 on Aug 20, 2012 20:09:55 GMT
sorry flee i guess im stereotyping however i have heard that some people do generally sleep with judge in order to get 1st place or buy them a ton of drinks.
i didn't realise your a mature lady i thought you were about 28 something with a massive ego.
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Post by bigmama on Aug 20, 2012 20:32:36 GMT
un-flippin-believabubble!! methinx your northern humour is wasted on some, dear flee would love to hear what these people go through on April Fools Day! and egotistical? if you knew flee you would soon see she is definately not that
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Post by flee on Aug 20, 2012 20:46:37 GMT
sorry flee i guess im stereotyping however i have heard that some people do generally sleep with judge in order to get 1st place or buy them a ton of drinks. i didn't realise your a mature lady i thought you were about 28 something with a massive ego. That is the most insulting and disrespectful dross that I have ever read. I find your remarks both unfounded and offensive . How dare you call me mature .
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Post by viking on Aug 20, 2012 22:37:39 GMT
Oh flee, what would we do without you ?
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Post by chalky284 on Aug 20, 2012 23:23:08 GMT
I didn't realise that all you have to do is sleep with the judge to get the HOYS ticket, I've been tarting my pony up. I'm changing tactics, I'm tarting myself up!! Then all I need to do is walk into the ring with a post coital glow, a bit disheveled and give the judge a knowing wink, collect my rosette and drive hone to see my pony!!! Job done.
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Post by fanfarefan on Aug 21, 2012 15:49:28 GMT
but chalky , what if the judge is female , 4' 6" , built like brick out house , and looks like miss trunchball , ?? could you not still dress the pony up, lip stick,, wig, cardy on the pony , and then at least the pony will have done the creeping for the ticket
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Post by gillwales on Aug 21, 2012 16:48:21 GMT
I didn't realise that all you have to do is sleep with the judge to get the HOYS ticket, I've been tarting my pony up. I'm changing tactics, I'm tarting myself up!! Then all I need to do is walk into the ring with a post coital glow, a bit disheveled and give the judge a knowing wink, collect my rosette and drive hone to see my pony!!! Job done. Do you think that the judge will notice my snoring?? I am quite happy to share my bed, would he/she want to sleep in the middle or the other side of my beloved.. I must remember to suggest he/she brings a book cos since christmas I cannot go to sleep before reading a few chapters! We will be ok as it's a kingsize bed!
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Post by primrose3 on Aug 21, 2012 18:13:39 GMT
I didn't realise that all you have to do is sleep with the judge to get the HOYS ticket, I've been tarting my pony up. I'm changing tactics, I'm tarting myself up!! Then all I need to do is walk into the ring with a post coital glow, a bit disheveled and give the judge a knowing wink, collect my rosette and drive hone to see my pony!!! Job done. O chalky, all that money you have wasted on your ponies, did you not realise that getting a HOYS ticket doesn't have anything to do with the pony! ;D
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Post by chalky284 on Aug 22, 2012 23:30:49 GMT
Primrose the revelation has just happened!!! All that time, all that money, all that teaching pony fancy tricks to win over the judges! No wonder the lady pro's have their pink cheeks!!! Still at least I know what to do now Fanfarefan I draw the line at miss trunchbull, I will only enter classes judged by the male judges unless I have to erm 'entertain' miss trunchbulls husband to give her a night off, she will defo give me the ticket then!!!
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Post by Ace on Sept 9, 2012 16:25:24 GMT
This is a brilliant thread!
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Post by Ace on Sept 9, 2012 16:25:49 GMT
^^ its made some very good and entertaining reading..
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Post by flee on Sept 12, 2012 20:40:24 GMT
^^ its made some very good and entertaining reading.. It was even more entertaining when the numpties who totally believed it were contributing . Oh I do miss them so ....
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Post by aphrodite on Sept 12, 2012 21:41:17 GMT
I didn't realise that all you have to do is sleep with the judge to get the HOYS ticket, I've been tarting my pony up. I'm changing tactics, I'm tarting myself up!! Then all I need to do is walk into the ring with a post coital glow, a bit disheveled and give the judge a knowing wink, collect my rosette and drive hone to see my pony!!! Job done. Crying laughing ;D ;D ;D
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