|
|
Post by ammevo on Oct 18, 2012 12:09:07 GMT
FOR SALE: a totally untalented 3 legged lame horse, size varies depending on what vileness he is up to. Can be shod most of the time apart from when the farriers there. Good in traffic if there is no traffic. has three paces SPOOK, BOLT and STOP! with varying different combinations. good to box, but make him wear gloves, he packs a punch. No vices but he has got a decent set of snap on tools. For sale as no one likes him and he has a bad habit of his bad eye falling out when he sneezes. for more details please PM me  ;D ;D |
|
|
|
Post by lollipoplove on Oct 18, 2012 14:29:55 GMT
Hilarious !!!!! :-)))))
|
|
|
|
Post by tysilio99 on Oct 18, 2012 14:36:38 GMT
so funny  x |
|
|
|
Post by perfect on Oct 18, 2012 14:52:45 GMT
can i have more info on him please....................lol and of copurse a picy......
|
|
|
|
Post by gillwales on Oct 18, 2012 15:28:00 GMT
If you ask a high enough price someone is bound to think that he is good ......... lol
|
|
|
|
Post by GinaGeo on Oct 18, 2012 15:47:04 GMT
If you ask a high enough price someone is bound to think that he is good ......... lol Trouble is that's very true  Try wording it like this and you'll hugely increase his value ;D Very talented horse, usually sound. His size varies depending on what class he is entered for - very useful and no need worry about him measuring in. Goes Barefoot - no need pay out for the farrier  Extravagent paces with real look at me attitude, know's some High School above air movements. Loads well. No vices and has alot of tools in the toolbox with a lot of potential as a Advanced Dressage horse as is very agile and quick to learn. £10,000 Has he walked through a puddle or over a log? - Cross country schooled.. Seen a dog? - Been out with Hounds... Walked over a coloured pole? - Show Jumped... Seen a flappy plastic bag? - bombproof... Been seen by a producer at a show? Professionally schooled... Slightly flightly? Dressage horse... Yes to any of the above should add at least £5000 on top of his plain advert value ;D |
|
|
|
Post by viking on Oct 18, 2012 16:02:21 GMT
Is he suitable for a novice rider ?
|
|
|
|
Post by ammevo on Oct 18, 2012 17:06:58 GMT
very suitable for novice rider - comes with body protector and crash helmet included but no tack.
|
|
|
|
Post by cori9819 on Oct 18, 2012 17:54:31 GMT
Made my night , ha ha xxx
|
|
|
|
Post by ammevo on Nov 6, 2012 20:44:14 GMT
still no takers :-)
|
|
|
|
Post by bethanyy on Nov 6, 2012 21:14:37 GMT
Hahaha that's hilarious! Really made my day! ;D
|
|
DinoSaurous
Junior Member
When the beat stops, there is nothing to do but dance...
Posts: 90
|
Post by DinoSaurous on Nov 7, 2012 14:16:53 GMT
I'm really interested....where are you based?
Ahahaha very, very good!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2012 15:16:41 GMT
my goodness sounds something like the advert id write for harvey hahaha.
|
|
darme
Full Member
Posts: 358
|
Post by darme on Nov 7, 2012 17:08:24 GMT
You forgot to add he has a twin ...Which i'm the proud owner of and really looks after you should you part company even lends you a hoof to get up (two back barrels )
|
|
|
|
Post by fanfarefan on Nov 8, 2012 14:24:32 GMT
What about the dental side  ?? had teeth rasped recently , only he wouldnt let dentist finish, due to knocking him out with the gag , front teeth are now nice and sharp , albeit a little jagged, but doesnt affect him eating , just leaves serated edges when he bites you , but if you are quick enough you can keep out the way!!!! |
|
|
|
Post by bethanyy on Nov 8, 2012 14:46:44 GMT
please note - if you do get bitten stitches to the wound are recommended |
|
darme
Full Member
Posts: 358
|
Post by darme on Nov 9, 2012 19:28:15 GMT
Fanfare wrote-What about the dental side ?? had teeth rasped recently , only he wouldnt let dentist finish, due to knocking him out with the gag , front teeth are now nice and sharp , albeit a little jagged, but doesnt affect him eating , just leaves serated edges when he bites you , but if you are quick enough you can keep out the way!!!! Due to this the whistling you hear is not broken wind , it is the air going though his teeth , leaving his breath clean and fresh |
|
|
|
Post by wemustbemad on Nov 10, 2012 23:55:54 GMT
Lol! Funny!!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by bustiesparks on Nov 11, 2012 10:58:30 GMT
Lmao!!!!!
Good quality tack included for an extra £200 on asking price. Never used, and probably never will be used [Refer to 3 legged lame and eye protruding]. Did cost £1000+ new but due to [jagged] bite marks and general tell-tale savaged markings, willing to take a loss on this.
|
|
|
|
Post by lesleycollett59 on Nov 17, 2012 8:41:19 GMT
absolutely fantastic.................... |
|
|
|
Post by simbad on Dec 18, 2012 18:44:47 GMT
this is brilliant lol show us a pic of the angel
|
|
|
|
Post by TLSEquestrian on Dec 19, 2012 9:55:47 GMT
This has made my day more barable! hahahah
|
|
|
|
Post by aliwelsh on Dec 19, 2012 16:10:09 GMT
|
|
motown
Junior Member
Posts: 97
|
Post by motown on Dec 19, 2012 19:05:11 GMT
Hahahha love the pic!!
|
|
|
|
Post by hartsequine2012 on Jan 30, 2013 14:09:08 GMT
can i have a picture please?? |
|
|
|
Post by loveforhorses on Feb 27, 2013 16:04:21 GMT
pmsl that is so funny made my day lololol ;D ;D
|
|
;D ;D
x
Extravagent paces with real look at me attitude, know's some High School above air movements. Loads well. No vices and has alot of tools in the toolbox with a lot of potential as a Advanced Dressage horse as is very agile and quick to learn.
?? had teeth rasped recently , only he wouldnt let dentist finish, due to knocking him out with the gag , front teeth are now nice and sharp , albeit a little jagged, but doesnt affect him eating , just leaves serated edges when he bites you , but if you are quick enough you can keep out the way!!!!
