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Post by BettyBo on Jan 24, 2013 19:03:48 GMT
42yr old husband swap for another who's better trained in house work, washing, ironing, loading dish washer, cooking, mucking out etc looks unimportant just has to be obedient and domestic genius.
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Post by victoria (highhill) on Jan 24, 2013 19:08:04 GMT
i have a 42 year old husband who is perfect at all of the above (except cooking - only cos i wont let him) but there's no way i am swa;pping him!! lol sorry
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Post by BettyBo on Jan 24, 2013 19:30:00 GMT
i have a 42 year old husband who is perfect at all of the above (except cooking - only cos i wont let him) but there's no way i am swa;pping him!! lol sorry Spoil sport lol |
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Post by AnnieRoseSplash on Jan 24, 2013 19:53:07 GMT
this really made me laugh, men hey!!
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Post by rightrein92 on Jan 24, 2013 20:01:01 GMT
I have a 22year old one can do everything except doesn't know how to use a washing machine his only fault really not sure if I want to swap but may loan out ;-p
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Post by clueless on Jan 24, 2013 20:44:28 GMT
its sharing i would worry about! but hey thats another thread all together!
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Post by welshboys on Jan 24, 2013 21:14:32 GMT
great lol i have a 51 year husband will swop for a oakley supreme
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Post by cori9819 on Jan 24, 2013 21:33:46 GMT
Oh ha ha ha , brill , nice to have a sense of humour in these hard and snowy times , thank you for making me lol !! xxxxx
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Post by larkhaven on Jan 24, 2013 21:49:02 GMT
i have a 42 year old husband who is perfect at all of the above (except cooking - only cos i wont let him) but there's no way i am swa;pping him!! lol sorry Mine is also good at all the above, but is also not for swap - he's 65 and I have invested WAY too much in 'schooling 'to let him go now!! |
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Post by caspa on Jan 24, 2013 22:10:39 GMT
I'm my husbands 2nd wife, so I like to say he was sent away to be produced!! :-)
He is totally trained now, mucking out, driving wagon where no one would dare, scrubbing dirty tails!!
I'm SO lucky, 2nd time round for both of us ...
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Post by colourpiaffe on Jan 25, 2013 18:00:23 GMT
You are all so selfish....I'd just like a husband...then I could join in  |
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Post by blitzyboo on Jan 25, 2013 21:45:26 GMT
I'll swap mine for a westie, Ive got 2 already an there fab  but the husband is just pants so he can go |
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Post by minibutmighty on Jan 25, 2013 22:34:45 GMT
Brilliant thread ladies  |
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Post by auntiebarb on Jan 25, 2013 23:38:08 GMT
I have a 66 year old which I could swap for two 33 year olds.
He is house trained and can do anything except cooking and ironing but can mend anything metal or wood. He just loves to tell me where I am going wrong all the time, he is usually right too, which is such a help.
Would also swap for a collie and a cat, but hell, without him I couldn't afford the two horses.
Blast.
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Post by gillwales on Jan 26, 2013 8:20:11 GMT
I could not do without my beloved, at 68 and now retired he came to me fully schooled and house trained! Every night when I come home from work there is a cup of tea waiting for me, he not only loads and empties the dishwasher .. he paid for it too |
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Post by simbad on Jan 27, 2013 16:51:32 GMT
LOL i have a 41 yr old I will gratefully donate to charity...fairly domesticated - not horsey but will do the washing etc....im really looking to upgrade, newer model but just a 12 month contract this time!
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Post by stormyskies on Jan 27, 2013 20:09:51 GMT
54 yr old husband free to good home. No swaps, loans or trials.
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Post by proclins stud on Jan 29, 2013 21:38:17 GMT
54 yr old husband free to good home. No swaps, loans or trials. i have a 31 yr old , good with the horses , mucking out , feeding ect He carnt cook , carnt clean ,doesnt know how to turn a washing machine on ,hes lazy , he moans all the time , wont do the shopping ! anything else that means getting off his A*S !! sold without warranty !!! buyer to collect ! |
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Post by cori9819 on Jan 30, 2013 22:17:25 GMT
Husband available for loan , very good doer , has to be strip grazed!! Prone to foundering !!! Plenty feather and bone , dishes slightly , Can be aggressive near food, good to load , trial available !!!! Hee hee !!
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Post by simbad on Feb 2, 2013 23:08:49 GMT
lol loving the above but slightly concerned about strip grazing a man?!
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Post by lilliella1 on Feb 5, 2013 18:40:19 GMT
I have a coming 47 yr old crap with a hoover but spot on with an ipad and playstation remote!! Offers welcome!!
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Post by Jessica on Feb 5, 2013 19:09:54 GMT
I have a 22yr old. Brilliant with the Hoover and duster, will help clean the car, if I he'll clean his and the works van. Willing to help change the bed sheets. Loads brilliantly, very good doer, helpful in all aspects. But I'm afraid loan is not possible! Think he maybe a Gooden. |
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Post by Louise Dixon on Feb 5, 2013 21:15:43 GMT
I have a 66 year old which I could swap for two 33 year olds. If I swapped you for one, does that mean I'd only have to have a husband half of the time? ;D |
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Post by BettyBo on Feb 10, 2013 21:08:52 GMT
Still need a swap he's started " helping" me up yard now I use the term helping very loosely he drives the wheel barrow in all through bed so mucks deeper then picks up what he can see on the top then leaves me to dig and find the rest he's just trampled over I can't cope I moaned at him to help me butbnotbup yard in the house I'm so ungrateful but he makes my job harder up yard he's so messy lol help
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Post by ajhughes on Mar 2, 2013 11:54:12 GMT
I retrain / reschool husbands! I have two male lodgers who could do nothing when they arrived now working quietly in all gears! One is prone to lameness when pushed to trot-on with the hoovering but a good whip on the quarters gets him going nicely.
They will be returning to their wives on 26th March, when their work contract here ends, and they will be going back fully warranted ready for selling on.
I will have two vacancies from 1st April for breaking/training/schooling, £75 per week inc part livery
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Post by sarahtobbell on Mar 31, 2013 18:00:36 GMT
Fantastic !
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Post by chalky284 on Apr 2, 2013 22:13:27 GMT
Ajhughes have I missed your vacancies?  Can I send my 43 yr old? Very kind but has stubborn tendencies, I need a husband that is willing to be handy around the home, good at DIY and attends as a groom without any moaning. It would help if you could manage to induce spontaneous horsey shopping trips for either ponies or tack. If he could also be taught to double barrel his mother when she is being her usual manipulative self! I don't mind how long this will take, updates by email will be fine. |
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Post by amy on Apr 2, 2013 22:58:52 GMT
This thread is cracking me up!!
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Post by KneesUp on Apr 2, 2013 23:25:16 GMT
Hahah this is brilliant!
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Post by vixann on Apr 8, 2013 12:13:18 GMT
I hope nobody is going round joyriding!!!
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but the husband is just pants so he can go 
Can I send my 43 yr old?