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Post by horseygirl on Feb 8, 2009 15:18:54 GMT
Little Jonny is in the car on the way home from shopping with his mum. Thinking to herself, the mother says "D*mn, I forgot the tampons and condoms." Little Jonny, being his usual curious self pipes up and asks "Mummy, what are tampons and condoms?" The mother, now used to these kind of conversations replies, "there just other words for hats and coats, darling."
Later on, Little Jonny walks past the kitchen to hear his father shouting on the phone, "Fine then b*tches and b*stards, don't come to my party!!" In storms Jonny, "Daddy, what are b*tches and b*stards?" Oh darling, there just other words for ladies and gentlemen."
On the evening of the party, Little Jonny's mother is upstairs putting makeup on, Little Jonny slams open the door and jogs her. "Sh*t!" she shouts as she draws a line of lipstick across her face. "Mummy, whats sh1t." "Umm, its make up darling, now go downstairs and help your father"
Little Jonny's father is carving the chicken in the kitchen and Jonny scares him, "F*ck!" he shouts as he cuts his finger. "Daddy, whats f*ck." "Umm, it means carving."
Just then the doorbell goes and the Father tells him to go answer it. Little Jonny decides to impress the guestw with his new words and says:
"Hello b*tches and b*astards, may I take your tampons and condoms. My mum is upstairs putting sh*t on her face and my dad's in the kitchen f*cking the chicken!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by welshcob7 on Feb 8, 2009 18:10:57 GMT
haha i cant stop laughing ;D great joke!
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Post by anotherdeal1 on Feb 10, 2009 11:06:11 GMT
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Post by Hunter123 on Feb 11, 2009 14:31:34 GMT
haha so funny
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Post by jemsyd on Feb 18, 2009 20:10:46 GMT
Imagine being a guest at there house! Hahahahahahahaha.
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Post by snooperdooper on May 31, 2011 9:58:46 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by rightrein92 on May 31, 2011 10:26:04 GMT
LOL x
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Post by mcw on May 31, 2011 12:16:51 GMT
that is brilliant! ;D
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Post by iluvmyponies on Jun 1, 2011 1:04:32 GMT
;D
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Post by klouisem on Jun 5, 2011 16:08:11 GMT
Hahahaha!
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Post by starsandstripes on Jun 5, 2011 16:13:16 GMT
Haha! Thats a great one! x
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Post by crazyshetlandlady on Jun 16, 2011 15:59:40 GMT
WOOT!!!! Lol
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Post by twiglet1 on Jun 16, 2011 17:11:05 GMT
Lol that's a great one
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Post by stunstead on Jun 17, 2011 14:00:28 GMT
Fantastic
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Post by corrie on Jun 27, 2011 15:09:00 GMT
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Post by showing4life on Jun 27, 2011 15:19:11 GMT
BAHHAHAHA ;D ;D
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Post by showhunter97 on Jul 4, 2011 17:18:37 GMT
ahaha! thats a good one!
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Post by Lauren M on Jul 20, 2011 19:27:46 GMT
Hahahaa brillliant!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2011 18:53:05 GMT
Haha Fabulous!!! ;D ;D
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Post by reachforthestars on Jul 25, 2011 20:03:29 GMT
Very funny!! x
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