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Post by rachelnjj on Nov 11, 2006 21:47:43 GMT
Following on from the word association thread I thought it would be fun to write a story where everyone writes a paragraph each. So here goes...
There were two girls called Gemma and Emma, and they each had a welsh pony. Gemmas pony is called Sugar and Emmas pony is called Spice, they enjoy hacking their ponies out, going for beach rides, jumping and generally having fun with their ponies. One day..........................................
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Post by spooky on Nov 15, 2006 12:20:59 GMT
...they wandered down the track, the overhead branches blocked the sun and it was all of a sudden very dark. Sugar and Spice picked there way over the stones and tree roots, it was silent, no birds singing, just the sound of the ponies hooves. The girls could see far in the distance, at the end of the track, the clearing where they were going to have their picnic. All of a sudden, both of the ponies stopped still, Gemma screamed...
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Post by anna on Dec 1, 2006 12:39:49 GMT
Oh my God I have just seen David Gest snoring in a bunk, what shall we do?
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Post by lolly on Dec 12, 2006 20:12:26 GMT
"I know", said Gemma I will fetch the scruffy tramp from down the road. I know how to cure his snoring and we can have our picnic in peace
They fetched the tramp who was very tired and put him in the hammock next to David. They then went back to their ponies for their picnic hamper.
When they got back David was awake and staring at the tramp, he just shook his head when they offered to share their picnic and continued staring at the tramp.
The girls ate their picnic in peace and on their way home Emma said to Gemma, how did you know the tramp would keep David awake and quiet. She said "didnt you know the tramp was gay, he went over and gave David a kiss on the cheek and said "Hello Beautiful". David didn't dare go to sleep after that he was busy planning.......
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Post by couldn t resist guest on Dec 13, 2006 0:24:07 GMT
How to smarten the tramp up using his army of personal attendants,fly over to England and purchase a string of m&m ponies and spend the summer successfully contending HOYS qualifiers....and when he was bored with this after finding out how easy it was once you had the required ingredient....................He would
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Post by story on Dec 13, 2006 0:37:37 GMT
give all the HOYS ponies to Gemma and Emma with a cheque for £20, 000 per horse to maintain their upkeep. As all 8 of the ponies David Guest gave them were placed at HOYS Gemma and Emma decided........................................................................
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Post by How true on Dec 13, 2006 1:06:59 GMT
Either sell them on horsequest for grossly inflated prices and watch them dissapear into oblivion without the backing of the required ingredient....or try the ultimate challenge and attempt to qualify them for the biggie... Olympia...But then quickly realised that even if they were successfull in this quest for the holy grail and managed to get all eight their elusive tickets, the NPS in their ultimate wisdom would p**s on their bonfire by only allowing two of them to compete because their new rule stipulated that they could only be ridden at the final by the jockeys that qualified them ....so....
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Post by avie on Dec 13, 2006 7:19:15 GMT
they decided they would keep the ponies as they aren't with ponies for the money and ribbons, they were with them for love and fun. So gemma and Emma enlarged the place where they keep the ponies and decided as ponies where costly they would invest the rest. So Gemma and Emma................
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Post by gem on Dec 13, 2006 17:15:56 GMT
not to include davina whiteman and...
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Post by lolly on Dec 14, 2006 8:20:32 GMT
to have fetherston as chairperson, excluding DW from membership even when she begs on her little wizzend knees and
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Post by lolly on Dec 14, 2006 13:39:12 GMT
a probable 9 (dont forget someone did start up ponies), let me explain further, What is the Crapometer?" you may ask . Well, the Crapometer is just a fun little scale that measures how crappy a something/someone is (shows, places, products, or anything that's crappy). It goes from a scale of a Crap Level of 1 to a Crap Level of 10. A Crap Level of 1 would be a something/somebody that has a small defect, error or problem with it that makes it slightly annoying, but is still okay. A Crap Level of 10 would be a something/somebody that is downright dangerous, unfair, doesn't work at all, and has so many problems with it that it's not really even worth your frustration or time. As secretary I would enlist the help of
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Post by avie on Dec 17, 2006 20:08:48 GMT
they had lots of FUN childrens classes, as they are the showing world future, and if any child in the classes is over heard to say "but i should have been first, second isn't good enough" they will be
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Post by ammevo on Dec 17, 2006 20:35:26 GMT
put in Aimee's caravan with DW
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Post by dietician on Dec 17, 2006 21:24:12 GMT
where they will be fed on smarties, fizzy pop and hamburghers which will.........
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Post by lolly on Dec 18, 2006 8:27:14 GMT
Cause them to be very sick, hyperactive, and come out in a rash that is so bad it causes........
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Post by foralaugh on Dec 18, 2006 9:51:22 GMT
"MAD COW DISEASE" which DW fails to recognise being one herself..............
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Post by lolly on Dec 18, 2006 10:41:50 GMT
three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard the commotion and screams yelling for help. They ran to help the cavalry who were struggling and giving up. The three boys climbed down the robes, pulled her out and rescued her putting their lives on the line. She thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted £10,000, so DW gave him the money. The second boy wanted her new car, so DW gave it to the boy
The third boy wanted a wheelchair, DW said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."?The boy replied, "I will be when my PUK MEMBERS finds out whose life I saved."
DW was horrified and saddened by this statement and decided that she would make drastic changes, after all some of what she had done in the past was amazing and enjoyed by a lot of people but she came to realise some of it was downright lunacy, her future plans were.....
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Post by and so on Dec 18, 2006 20:18:35 GMT
a major rethink! She decided to consult gypsy Rosalee XIV who had a lovely new and very large shiney caravan, with lots of ornaments inside and would be sure to predict the future accurately, so after a particually large medicinial brandy she set off to see.......
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Post by lolly on Dec 19, 2006 12:02:14 GMT
the riot squad entered the room and grabbed DW, queenie then demanded she be taken to the Tower and a Iron Mask placed over her face, DW screamed with all her might but could do nothing but allow herself to be manhandled ( which was quite nice) to the tower. Inside the tower it was.....
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Post by spook on Dec 19, 2006 12:14:57 GMT
very damp and dark. Even through her iron mask DW could still shout at the beefeaters. Her demands for more Brandy were ignored, she was shackled to a stone wall, and forced to listen to a tape of JP's resignation speech over and over and over again. She was allowed to have her mask and shackled removed to eat her supper, a bowl of watery gruel and dry, stale bread. While she was eating she asked the beefeater for a glass of water, as he left the room, her beady eyes lit up as she noticed he had left a bunch of keys. So she........
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Post by tower on Dec 19, 2006 20:37:16 GMT
quickly picked them up and examined them very closely, as unfortunately she had lost her glasses when she was removed to the Tower. There was a small round disc with numbers on just like the bridle numbers at HOYS, and lots and lots of keys, the small disc would provide immediate assistance from the Prime Minister and signal an alert to the SAS! but she didn't know that. She was just making her final decision about which key to try, having linned up all the keys in order of size from biggest to smallest and then from smallest to biggest, she really did seem to be loosing her grasp - when the door opened creakily, she jumped and all the keys fell to the floor making a noise so loud it reverberated all around the tower - this reminded her of the sound she had heard a few months ago, she couldn't quite remember and in her agitated state she unfortunately trod on the disc the noise was deafening. All the eagles started to squawk outside and the noise got louder and louder and louder until.......
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Post by eagle1 on Dec 20, 2006 19:02:03 GMT
donate all the prizes for the POOP UK annual show. Queenie knew that DW had been able to attract some lovely prizes and she thought it would be nice for the members of POOP to receive them because she knoew how much work ordinary people put into looking after their ponies. She had already agreed to ask William and Harry if they would like to meet Gemma and Emma at the concert being arranged in memory of their mother so she asked the Eagle leader to ensure.....
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Post by spook on Dec 20, 2006 23:52:47 GMT
she donated her shiney new car to be the star prize for the Champion of Champions, and to tax insure it and pay all the petrol for 10 years. She would also have to agree to an interview with Ruby Wax and Martin Bashir both at the same time. This was a suggestion put forward by David Gest and seconded by Tito Jackson at the AGM. The interview will be shown live channel four after celeb big brother in january, after DW's eviction...oops forgot to mention that bit. Brad agreed he would match this generous offer and would donate his services for one night to the mother of winning competitor. William and Harry jumped at the chance of escorting Gemma and Emma to the concert and already had cooked up some excuses for leaving Kate and Chelsey at home. Gemma and Emma were so excited, the only problem was, how would they get rid of their acne and superflous facial hair in two days....
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Post by acne on Dec 22, 2006 19:34:12 GMT
then Gemma had a good idea .. a mud pack! As it had rained for days and days she decided that the mud in Sugars paddock would be just the thing so.....
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Post by lolly on Dec 27, 2006 17:10:18 GMT
a Chauffeur driven VW Beetle pulled up in the yard. The Chauffeur got out and opened the door and out stepped the Queen, clutching a bandaged hand.
The girls were amazed but kept their cool, curtsied and asked the Queen what she had done to her hand, the Queen replied tearfully that she had tried to open a tin of corned beef because she was hungry and cut her hand. She said it was all Charles's fault as he had squandered all her billions on Camilla, Plastic surgery, and Gambling and now she had had to let all her staff go as there wasn't any money to pay them.
She said that William and Harry had said the girls would go to the palace to help instead of going out. The girls looked at one another and....
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Post by dayafter on Dec 27, 2006 18:27:51 GMT
burst into tears. But then they had a good idea, they suggested that their friend DW needed a new job and would be able to help at the Palace so that Queenie, William and Harry would all be able to.......
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Post by mm on Dec 29, 2006 18:06:15 GMT
the sirens and blue lights passed by quickly without noticing the VW parked in a layby. Queenie smiled broadly and had another slug out of the bottle. Gosh that was a narrow escape she said, I'm really looking forward to the ABBA concert, its soo nice not to feel responsible for a change but I wonder how that woman is getting on in London, do you think she will be able to manage the dogs and my ponies? I thought they would be cheaper to keep so I arranged for the fell ponies and the highlands to be brought to the palace so that.....
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Post by lolly on Jan 3, 2007 14:39:43 GMT
Oh my goodness me, Queenie screemed , a nasty horrid Jack Russel Terrior has got in with all my Darling Corgies and they are all now having babies, well at least the girlies are.... What am I to do Queenie howled, I must make haste and
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Post by crufts07 on Jan 8, 2007 22:42:42 GMT
return to London immediately. I will have to contact the kennel club and offer to host a special dog show alongside the new POOP UK championships. Does that woman have no sense I thought when I left her in charge she would at least be able to
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Post by ammevo on Mar 1, 2007 21:42:07 GMT
run a P... up in brewery and drive a golf buggy.
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