kayjayem
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Post by kayjayem on May 12, 2010 19:15:08 GMT
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."
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Post by madrider on May 14, 2010 5:37:47 GMT
lol
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pacha
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Post by pacha on May 17, 2010 18:33:45 GMT
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Post by mcw on May 20, 2010 17:25:32 GMT
lol x
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Post by toshiba on Nov 25, 2012 21:46:00 GMT
hahahaha
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baggygirl
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Post by baggygirl on Nov 25, 2012 21:47:45 GMT
Made my day
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Post by larkhaven on Nov 25, 2012 22:41:42 GMT
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Post by xJBDx on Nov 25, 2012 22:43:11 GMT
hahahah ;D
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Post by nia2311 on Nov 26, 2012 15:40:55 GMT
Love it!
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Post by gillwales on Nov 30, 2012 17:42:55 GMT
very good
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Post by whippie on Dec 19, 2012 15:07:19 GMT
Very Funny...love it!!
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Post by shawnthesheep on Feb 6, 2013 9:55:13 GMT
:-) Not heard that one before....love it!
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Post by shawnthesheep on Jun 22, 2013 19:15:41 GMT
Love this!! It's put me off having cosmetic surgery incase the same thing happens to me!! hahaha!!
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Post by flower3124 on Oct 8, 2013 13:19:22 GMT
very funny!
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