Sad Ole Lolly/happy birthday halfpass

[halfpass]

best of luck lolly you should of sent the E-mail saying you are pregnant and told him the truth when you got home, that way the relief of finding out that your not would have dulled the pain of how much you owe when it comes to money I always find dishonesty is always the best policy

[Milliesmum]

Good idea HP, not one I could use as OH has been snipped at my insistence!

[spot]

HP i will remember that one!ROFL it may come in handy one day! .I just let OH buy another new gun, he looked liked he had just joined the Russian Army yesterday,in camouflage and furry hat.

[stinkpig]

good luck lolly, if he loves you, once he's picked himself up off the floor he will be fine. Take it from someone whos been there !

[seahorse]

Best of lucky Lolly just try to remember if he has any expensive hobbies, you can throw back at him, you never know could end up with horses lol

[lolly]

Well honesty so far is ok, I have as yet not been packaged and sent to china, got home last night and OH just keeps smiling at me in a strange way, not really a way I have seen before, :Dsubject not mentioned at all.......

Pregnant idea would be good except OH had snip 8 years ago so think it may have not had the right effect somehow

Anyway was feeling so reckless yesterday I decided to jump my cob higher than she has done before, silly at fourty i know, guess what happened I fell off, big style as she took one look at the poles and was having none of it, tried to evade and ended up cat leaping wings, I hit the deck big style, and this morning after a thingytail of ibrufen diflafenic and paracetamols Ime fine

I suggest to you all if you get up in the morning with a strange non care reckless attitude, GO BACK TO BED until it passes, you may not survive the day

[stinkpig]

At least he didn't explode ! When i told my OH he done much the same thing and very rarely mentions it.
unless hes in a really bad mood.

[Milliesmum]

Oh Lolly, please don't have any more reckless moments, we like you in one piece!!!! I suspect your hubby has something up his sleeve, that smile suggests he is waiting for the right moment, maybe he has an evening job lined up for you, wonder what it might be?

[stinkpig]

maybe pole dancing !

[lolly]

ooo pole dancing i could go with skint and kmg, there brill at it, only thing is will have to wait a bit as ache and hurt all over at moment ....thingytail of drugs obviously wearing off

Anybody else want to come.....love to see halfpass poledance in his tuttu

[skint]

I will go pole dancing with you Lolly, I just need a telegraph pole with the size of me.

[lolly]

LOL OVERBENT.....PRICELESS

i do luv you.xx

[silverlady]

Lolly, you have just learned lesson no.1 "As you get older you do'nt bounce the same". Hope your aches, pains and bruises are better soon.

[lolly]

Nope you are wrong, you bounce more due to extra padding, its just a bigger area so it hurts more

[spot]

ROFL brilliant overbent! given you a karma. Lolly will give you a Karma soon, I ache all over today! I`ll swap my 5yr old 17.2 idiot for your cob! Why do we do it? I say each time we get a new horse, "I am going to get something this time that has seen it and done it, i am getting to old for youngsters" What do i end up with!? ............

[lolly]

Last time I fell off it was off our 18hh hunter at at speed, now that hurt, spot thanks for the karma, I will say though I wouldnt swop my cob for the world, I adore her and have had her since she was a baby. She is such fun

Rang OH at work to test the waters so to speak after yesterdays mad moment of honesty, his secretary took the call and said he was unavailable again all day....snooty madam, I bet he is...... gosh me thinks best take overbents video advice
and work it work it .......

Think that secretary need to go too

[spot]

It was worth a try lolly! There was no speed involved when i came of Lurch! He just went upwards from a standstill! . He spooked more at me laying on the drive!

[lolly]

OH just came home and seems to be speaking...well muttering, so thats a improvement , think its cos I watched overbents video and was wearing high heels, with mini skirt to cook with when he smooched in..

OH muttered something about me catching a chill, and good grief he hopes one hasnt been to work in that attire.....as if anyway he ate his dinner and gone to lie on bed and listen to football, hence ive come on here to talk to friends

ps my bottom still hurts and everybody at the stables thinks its hysterical i fell off.....well it happens to the best of us

[roxanne]

I wouldn`t mind some joddies with airbags in the b*m!

[stinkpig]

whats done is done and you can't change that, you've come clean and told him, now the balls in his court but you do need to get him to sit down and talk to you about it cos it won't go away

[Milliesmum]

Lolly, last time I fell off was helping escort a hack on short coupled little cob, who promptly tripped over his feet and the front end disappeared from under me. When he stood up I was sat halfway up his neck thinking there's no way I'm recovering from this one!!! Landed on my feet whereupon he gave me a shove and I sat on my backside in the mud! Whole ride thought it highly amusing, especially when saddle wouldn't stay in place when I tried to get back on, owing to said fat cob having zero withers!!!

[seahorse]

Am still embassed about last time I fell off, was on my friends 16.1hh 4 year old warm blood was just congratulating myself on the fact I had survied the hack as he is quite a lad and at that time was only riding once a fortnight, when he tripped and I fell very slowly over his neck and on to the floor, tryed to hold on but scared him and he dragged me, when I let go he hid in shock in the hedge, the worse bit could not get back on am far to short lol did every one laugh you bet

[lolly]

roxanne joddies with airbags what a fab idea, although i could have done with a parachute as well

thing what got me though, everyone asked if poppy was ok didnt matter about me

eh things looking up OH asked if I would like a red wine ...think mini skirt may be working, just reapplied lipstick, yuk the things us girlies have to do

[spot]

The funniest fall i have seen was a friend. He was a fantastic rider but he wasn`t very tall and he asked my mother if he could jump her 16.2 horse at a local show which she agreed to.His legs barely reached the bottom of the saddleflaps, all was going smoothly at first until he got to the double,cleared the first and horse hesitated at the second, he couldn`t put enough leg on but horse jumped he went over the horses head landed on his feet with a complete bride in his hand and promptly bowed and said "Thank you, Thank you" as he did!

[lolly]

Changing the subject I do like these pink trilbies advertised at the top of the post

[Milliesmum]

You must have different adverts from me lolly, the ones at the top of my page look like they are for Thai brides!!!

[halfpass]

Yep we've got Thia brides as well unless one of them is wearing a pink hat

[seahorse]

Mine are also Thai brides typical could have been firemen husbands

[lolly]

I havnt got any adverts now and so wanted to order a pink trilby, if anybody spies them take the phone/contact details for me....

Halfpass they do a floral one too, it made just for you .

Good job OH not seen ti brides advert, I think at the moment he would happily trade me in

[halfpass]

I think I might stand out in the crowd to much with flowers on my head I'v never been able to do the Carman Miranda look, after all you would'nt want me to look poofy would you, being that I'm such a butch type of guy.
I have to start getting ready soon to go out as OH is taking me out to dinner and onto a night club for my birthday should be fun it has been a long time since I've shaken my fat on the dance floor