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Post by ferret on Jan 14, 2008 23:27:33 GMT
shamelessly pinched from another forum everyone writes two lines and carries on the story ..feel free to be as colourful and creative as you like !!! I will start ... One day Finn the furry connemara was quietly eating his haynet , suddenly a big shiny horsebox appeared , and down the ramp came ....
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 23:33:51 GMT
12 burly guys and a photographer, they had chosen Finn's yard to shoot the 2008 'Stable Boys' calendar, they went into the tack room and when they emerged . . . . .
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Post by ferret on Jan 14, 2008 23:40:30 GMT
some of them were holding very well positioned items from around the yard the photographer picked his first pose ...John was holding a ...
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 23:47:16 GMT
tin of saddle soap and a sponge, and the photographer took his picture as Mr. January. Next came the February picture, and out of the tack room came . . . . .
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Post by ferret on Jan 14, 2008 23:50:28 GMT
Scott ...he had a tub of pig oil and was rubbing it all over he was Mr February ...then it was the turn of Mr March .....
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Post by ferret on Jan 14, 2008 23:51:39 GMT
(MM you are terrible ...it was all so innocent )
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 23:54:33 GMT
Mr. March was holding a well positioned Dandy Brush, it was a bit itchy but he didn't mind, after all it was raising money for charity (!). After all the photo's were taken, the photographer packed his equipment and left. Finn went back to his haynet, but he was soon interrupted again when . . . . .
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 7:39:02 GMT
.....all the models for the calendar returned. They had found the place where the yard owner kept her showing stuff- she was in to show ponies and the lads were modelling their unusual haul! Long haired Mr July had pigtails with spotty ribbons and August had a pair of tight lemon breeches, they were strutting their new found stuff when into the yard came...................
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 8:43:08 GMT
Dame Halfpass, who exclaimed loudly 'OOOOH, you NAUGHTY Boys, where did you get those ribbons, the lady who sold me mine told me they were unique,' and then the model replied . . . . .
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 10:15:16 GMT
They are.
I make them all myself with own fair hands, to go with my loverly tight lemon breeches.
So hard to get good fit round the bum but the lady from the cremellosociety put me in touch with a good ........
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 10:18:48 GMT
EBay shop where they sell all sorts of tasty little items for anyone with equestrian inclinations, why only last week I got a big parcel and in it was . . . . .
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 10:25:08 GMT
OIL! Baby oil, pig oil and cooking oil! Also inside was glitter and make up- I know lets put it.................
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 10:45:47 GMT
on our ponies as it seems the in thing to do these days!!
The last show i did the judge came up to me and said......
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 10:50:26 GMT
I need sunglasses to see beyond the bright glare caused by your jodphurs and glitter!!!!!!!!! Now I have found a pair it would seem you are riding a Panda- what have you put round your ponies' eyes- don't you know that...................
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 10:56:50 GMT
It would make a real mess if the pony rubs himself on any one that walks past!!!
I hope you are......
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 11:24:57 GMT
.......well insured for the amount of cleaning bills you will receive. At that moment a vet came striding into the ring, he was red in the face and shouted............
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 11:34:50 GMT
.....at the steward for allowing the pony into the class as it was a Novice ridden class for ponies not to have been placed in the first three and the said pony he had measured....
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 11:41:49 GMT
......was firstly overheight by 5cms and secondly had won three times at HOYS with the previous owners!!!!!!!!! Luckily there were some horsegossipers at the ringside and they..........
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 11:49:07 GMT
Took the irate vet to one side, ferret sat him down in her lorry with a large glass of wine, when he calmed down she began to notice that actually he was quite young and handsome, so she . . . . . .
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 11:52:14 GMT
poured him a stiff drink of Scotch as well and...........
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 11:54:25 GMT
Poured one for herself as well. Actually, she said, while you are here could you possibly come into the back of the lorry and . . . .
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 11:58:01 GMT
...................talk to me about measuring.................he noticed that ferret had a lovely perfume on.......a distinctive aroma, just as he was being lulled she.................
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Post by dun4u on Jan 15, 2008 11:59:12 GMT
have a look at my girl thingy. She seems to be moulting badly and ...
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 12:05:04 GMT
I'm wondering whether I should just clip the lot off, or leave a patch where the saddle goes. I'd really appreciate some advice, and the vet said . . . . .
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 12:12:27 GMT
as his phone went off that he had to go as he was on call but he'd love to come back and.....
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 13:08:18 GMT
.maybe have another chat about measuring, Ferret reminded him not to forget his measuring stick next time and just as he was about to leave, there was a terrible commotion outside...........
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 13:15:07 GMT
the vet had been inside the lorry with ferret so long and they had not noticed how hard it had been raining and the carpark had turned into.......
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Post by dun4u on Jan 15, 2008 13:15:42 GMT
..... halfpass had been trying to show-off his prize-winning exhibit and had tripped over his flowing pink skirt, lost his balance and .......
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Post by ferret on Jan 15, 2008 13:46:35 GMT
...fallen face down in the flood that had appeared with all the rain , the pale pink skirt had gone totally see though ...milliesmum and overatdaknee ran to help him cover his ......
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 13:49:15 GMT
ballerina tattoo that was exposed on his shoulder..........the pony he had been leading spooked at the sight of such an unusual image and the..............
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