Post by kayjayem on Aug 26, 2010 14:01:01 GMT
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant,
the third man was a chemist, and the fourth man was a Government employee.
To show off, the engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff!"
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was very smart.
The accountant said his cat could do better, so he called "Spreadsheet,
do your stuff!"
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
The chemist said his cat could do better. He called "Measure, do your stuff!"
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the
glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was very good.
The three men turned to the Government employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government employee called "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff!"
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
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ate the cookies........
drank the milk.......
sh*t on the paper.......
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screwed the other three cats.......
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
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filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
[]
put in for Workers Compensation...............and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
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AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO
WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!
The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant,
the third man was a chemist, and the fourth man was a Government employee.
To show off, the engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff!"
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was very smart.
The accountant said his cat could do better, so he called "Spreadsheet,
do your stuff!"
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
The chemist said his cat could do better. He called "Measure, do your stuff!"
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the
glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was very good.
The three men turned to the Government employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government employee called "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff!"
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
[]
ate the cookies........
drank the milk.......
sh*t on the paper.......
[]
screwed the other three cats.......
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
[]
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
[]
put in for Workers Compensation...............and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
[]
AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO
WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!