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Post by camboni on Nov 4, 2010 8:05:18 GMT
One day in Heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing around the horse paddocks watching the horses frolic. "Im really bored" stated Peter. "Me too" Paul chimed in. Peter stood watching the horses "Ive got a great idea" Peter started, "Why dont we have a horse show" Paul and John thought it was a great idea other then one small problem "Who are we gonna compete against" asked John. The trio pondered for a moment then Peter realised the answer, "Why dont we compete against Satan, think about it, we have the finest horses, all the national and world champions. His stables are full of nasty, spoilt ruined horses, we are sure to win!!!!" So they call Satan on the other realm communication line and invite him to the show. Satan laughs and asks "why would you want to be humiliated like that, i will most certainly beat you" The trio didn't understand "what do you mean Satan, we have all the equine champions in heaven how could you possably beat us. Satan was quiet for a moment and the he laughed
"Have you forgotten so soon gentlemen..........................i have all the judges!!!!!"
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Post by snooperdooper on Nov 10, 2010 19:46:06 GMT
Haha, brilliant!!! x
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