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Post by daizylindsay on Jan 16, 2011 18:45:13 GMT
Very odd! Well according to wave they are a liar? (See newbie area), so who knows whats going on!?
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Post by wave on Jan 18, 2011 1:03:50 GMT
Now look here you lot thinking this is a brothel....  OUT SIDE NOW! or i will send me bouncer called Bruce to chuck you out.....Bruce! ( shhhh must get these icons sorted blush)  |
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Post by brindlerainbow on Jan 18, 2011 8:18:58 GMT
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 18, 2011 8:34:11 GMT
Frothy coffee and a bacon butty please. I'm assuming I get a staff discount? ;D
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Post by wave on Jan 18, 2011 15:21:55 GMT
Milliemum said....... Frothy coffee and a bacon butty please. I'm assuming I get a staff discount? O your great highness,  i have come in especially to serve upon you (bowing) o all mighty one! ;D your request is my demand (Shoot where that coffee now and bacon sarny) shhhh some one tell how do i get a image posted in here? quik or i will get the sack  |
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Post by anotherdeal1 on Jan 18, 2011 22:32:40 GMT
Can I join please I just want a cup of tea and a mars bar I have no one here willing to make me one!!
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Post by kayjayem on Jan 19, 2011 22:44:40 GMT
I fancy something nutty, should be plenty of choice on the menu  |
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Post by eskvalleystud on Jan 20, 2011 21:49:09 GMT
so what previous HG troll has "waved" in to form a late night brothel then??!
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Post by mamanag on Jan 21, 2011 15:11:00 GMT
can we all be enlightened as too what is going on. is it a case of ok to look at the menu as long as you dont order...dogs chase cars but dont drive them???
think ive ordered of the nutty menu
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Post by wave on Jan 22, 2011 11:50:35 GMT
HI ALL  SO sorry not been around for long. manic at home. The idea of the cafe. is some where you can all meet, have a chat about anything ,get lost away from reality. have a laugh, and for me to get to no some of you and join in. But i timed it wrong :'(as i am short of time at mo. I used to use a site that had a post like this, and it was a good laugh. be as nutty as you like. get lost in cyber world. Right off for a ride. keep the cafe clean and dust free till my return x Ps to the mods.... can we have loads more smilies, like the one that hits the other over the head. a dash one, ect i think they are great things. o and the one that smacks them selfs on the head. ta x |
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Post by brindlerainbow on Jan 22, 2011 13:23:52 GMT
We already have a good laugh and chat about anything every day on here.................
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Post by eskvalleystud on Jan 22, 2011 13:50:10 GMT
what planet are we on in this cafe???!!!!
are things getting more obscure and nutty or am I just a bit slow on the whole cyber speak and randomness from newbies???
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Post by m@m on Jan 22, 2011 17:52:29 GMT
i think what wave means is the time she finished caring for mum and gets on here there's rarly anyone on here to talk to in other posts so by having this cafe everyone that gets on here late or who leaves a comment, will get some interaction other than just advise froma question? i for one would like sausages, eggs and chips, and a diet coke cos im on a diet!
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Post by amanda on Jan 23, 2011 16:03:13 GMT
eskvalley i can think of two or three Or were they the same? who knows but its mainly self service in this joint!! eggs over easy on toasted rye thanks!!
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Post by wave on Jan 23, 2011 22:08:36 GMT
Wish i could serve you vol but feeling Sh.t  Think it could be the sasages some one served the other night in here  |
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Post by wave on Jan 23, 2011 22:10:09 GMT
I have a bottel of wine in the fridge. it looks so temting. any one fancy a glasss?
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Post by mamanag on Jan 24, 2011 0:14:47 GMT
we need to appoint a chef seems theres alot of hungry people around here and sac the last one who made wave ill!!!anything else rather than bacon n eggs ??mines smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel and an esspresso shot thanks
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Post by mamanag on Jan 24, 2011 0:31:31 GMT
I could chef p/t and would be grateful for milliesmum recipe but am i not right in thinking overbent that your a little bit of a jamie oliver (whats for dinner)
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Post by wave on Jan 24, 2011 1:09:15 GMT
Who mentioned JAMIE OLIVER? I will have him on toast any day yum! Bring him on  |
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 24, 2011 8:06:24 GMT
LOL Bagel Recipe:
Ingredients, Bagels, Smoked Salmon, Cream Cheese (all from Aldi)
Method: Slap it all together!!!!!
OB is indeed Nigella's better looking sister, she does soup that's not out of a tin!!! and home made stuff that I can't remember the name of but it was stunning!! I even had seconds of the veggie version!!
Wave if you're having Jamie on Toast, I will have Gino DiCampo on warm ciabatta with a drizzle of olive oil!!
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Post by m@m on Jan 24, 2011 9:33:46 GMT
im starving wheres the waitress!
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Post by mamanag on Jan 24, 2011 10:40:38 GMT
now i offered to p/t chef im not doing the waitressing aswell plus the fact i might bite your head off overtired as stayed uplate last night (on here!!).bagels are now definately on the menu thanks for the recipe milliesmum think i can manage the method ...jamie and gino are on the specials ..m&m you still on your diet?|?|?|
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Post by amanda on Jan 26, 2011 23:12:02 GMT
starving there are cobwebs in here just help myself to a sos roll maybe a donut and a bag of cheese and onion crisps
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Post by amanda on Jan 26, 2011 23:13:17 GMT
 urrgh sos roll off what kind of joint is this!! 
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Post by wave on Jan 28, 2011 23:31:49 GMT
urrgh sos roll off what kind of joint is this!! Did you metion a joint!!!!  Naughty Vol! ( hit Vol over the head with a rolled up menu from milliesmum ) Wave stomps off in discuss! shouting to vol YOU GET RID OF THE COBWEBS! you saw them! you dust them |
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Post by amanda on Jan 29, 2011 17:17:27 GMT
would clear the cobwebs if i could get to the cleaning equipment  the other gossipers have left that much washing up its piled infront of the duster
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Post by wave on Feb 4, 2011 22:52:13 GMT
would clear the cobwebs if i could get to the cleaning equipment the other gossipers have left that much washing up its piled infront of the duster :osee what you mean VOL. leave for a few days, and this is what happens! cannot even get to me pc to get me orders out! well just have to close the place, untill the gossipers get the washing up done! NO FOOD SERVED TILL FERTHER NOTICE! |
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Post by hatman on Feb 5, 2011 0:28:07 GMT
PMSL all mad!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by amyx on Feb 5, 2011 0:44:15 GMT
I neeed chocolate is there room for one more?
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Post by amanda on Feb 9, 2011 22:23:03 GMT
 bought some chocolate its not what it seems in this place sends you a bit strange!! hey wave where have you gone hope mum ok?
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urrgh sos roll off what kind of joint is this!! 
the other gossipers have left that much washing up its piled infront of the duster 
