kayjayem
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Post by kayjayem on Jul 4, 2011 21:34:20 GMT
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £4000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 quid. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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Post by laurajazmine on Jul 4, 2011 23:35:36 GMT
Fantastic!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by shazbat500 on Jul 5, 2011 5:38:59 GMT
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Post by Lauren M on Jul 20, 2011 19:26:25 GMT
love it
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Post by leeann on Jul 26, 2011 10:23:25 GMT
Brilliant!! :-)
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kolakubes
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Post by kolakubes on Jul 26, 2011 10:25:04 GMT
LOL brill ;D
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Post by woodpecker on Jul 26, 2011 10:26:50 GMT
excellent ;D
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Post by corrie on Jul 27, 2011 18:24:22 GMT
lol very funny ;D
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