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Post by Julie(luke3) on Aug 24, 2011 19:46:17 GMT
He was in ecstay,with a smile on his face as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards,forwards then backwards,back and forth,in and out, in and out . Her heart was pounding her face was flushed ,grunting and groaning she let out an almighty scream " I can't park the f##king car,you park the car you smug git!"
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OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by iluvmyponies on Aug 25, 2011 14:52:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2011 10:48:45 GMT
lol
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Post by honeybees on Aug 27, 2011 9:37:43 GMT
PMSL The first one sounds like me and my OH ...
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