kayjayem
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Post by kayjayem on Oct 16, 2011 20:58:29 GMT
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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Post by haggismarmite on Oct 16, 2011 21:00:18 GMT
;D
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Post by brindlerainbow on Oct 16, 2011 21:04:35 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by chole on Oct 17, 2011 13:52:40 GMT
i love it, nearly screamed out with laughter in the office
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Post by laurajazmine on Oct 17, 2011 18:31:55 GMT
;D ;D
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ry93
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Post by ry93 on Oct 17, 2011 18:52:51 GMT
lol ;D
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Post by Bonnyville on Oct 28, 2011 12:37:48 GMT
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Post by honeybees on Oct 29, 2011 17:53:05 GMT
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Post by showingfanatic on Oct 29, 2011 17:56:37 GMT
;D
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Post by moshimills on Dec 22, 2011 23:57:04 GMT
LOL
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Post by moonlighteclipse on Feb 10, 2012 15:54:45 GMT
tee heee
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Post by lillegs on Feb 10, 2012 16:27:36 GMT
LOL!!
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Post by akitaz55 on Feb 10, 2012 16:55:35 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by cheetham on Feb 10, 2012 20:42:17 GMT
fantastic.
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Post by hanandtill on Feb 10, 2012 21:03:37 GMT
:-P
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Post by iluvmyponies on Feb 13, 2012 0:26:46 GMT
;D
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Post by somersetgirl on Feb 13, 2012 19:09:38 GMT
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Post by browbands.co.uk on May 31, 2012 8:22:25 GMT
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Post by gillwales on Sept 2, 2012 14:32:14 GMT
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Post by jess2501 on Sept 7, 2012 11:51:54 GMT
Priceless!
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Post by PrincessP on Sept 19, 2012 9:03:34 GMT
LOL Brilliant!!
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