|
Post by snooperdooper on Apr 19, 2012 15:54:47 GMT
Saw this on Facebook and just had to re-post!!! LOL!
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler, Jesus."
|
|
|
Post by horsesmakemehappy on Apr 19, 2012 16:24:54 GMT
hahahaha love this
|
|
|
Post by fanfarefan on Apr 21, 2012 12:13:24 GMT
nice one
|
|
|
Post by bumblebee on Apr 22, 2012 20:48:56 GMT
Hahahaha!!
|
|
|
Post by firetrap on May 18, 2012 21:09:55 GMT
lol!!
|
|
|
Post by Dipsy on May 18, 2012 21:15:10 GMT
haha :-)
|
|