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Post by gillwales on Feb 15, 2015 19:03:14 GMT
The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey !!
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Post by maxandpaddy on Feb 15, 2015 22:29:59 GMT
I love Pam Ayres, childhood memory was watching her on chat shows then later her books of poems
My favorite was the Rabbit poem and I still know it by heart
I am a bunny rabbit sitting in me hutch I like to sit up this end....don't care for that end much I'm glad tomorrows Thursday Cos with a bit of luck As far as I remember That's the day they pass the buck !
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Post by sarahp on Aug 2, 2015 7:44:05 GMT
Brilliant four lines by PA quoted on Friday on The Last Leg (wonderful programme) re Lord Sewel and his goings on.
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Post by kateanne0 on Aug 31, 2015 18:38:19 GMT
THANKS GILLWALES, HAD A REALLY GOOD BELLY LAUGH!
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Post by gillwales on Aug 31, 2015 19:18:55 GMT
you're welcome
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