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Post by ammevo on Jan 16, 2008 18:21:40 GMT
cork screw.....i don't carrry one, as last time i did I....
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 18:23:58 GMT
.ended up in hospital.....I slipped whilst trotting the pony forward to take the championship and the end went in my.......
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 16, 2008 18:24:13 GMT
found it most uncomfortable, so i use this, its smaller, harder and much easier to use and with that he whipped out his..........
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 18:25:52 GMT
.policemans truncheon (the foldy down type) the girlies crowded round..oooooooooooooh we love men in uniforms!
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 16, 2008 18:33:05 GMT
with things like that in their pockets, Let me see what else is in my pocket then said halfpass and promptly pulled out a.............
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 18:34:29 GMT
stuffed Iguana! With a yelp Lorrydog leapt forward and seized his prized toy....Oh no you don't shouted Halfpass, and he..........
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 16, 2008 18:38:02 GMT
stuffed it down his trousers and ran off withLorrydog in hot pursuit, noe we could have followed but instead we decided to..............
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 18:39:49 GMT
go back to camp to crack open more Cava..the evening performance was in full swing and heading towards it was Halfpass with Lorrydog in hot pursuit......
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 16, 2008 18:43:04 GMT
and behind him was milliesmum who appeared to have been caught up in the chase but when she went past on her second lap she...............
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 18:44:24 GMT
spooked at the crowd, dropped her Horsegossip badge, tripped and as she landed...........
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 16, 2008 18:45:53 GMT
she realised that she was in the main arena and only a couple of feet from her was...........
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 18:51:40 GMT
DAVINA.............she gasped, tried to get up, but fell over something sticking out of the ground! It was...........
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 16, 2008 18:59:15 GMT
the iguana ! Just as Davina was about to pull it out of the ground halfpass appeared and rugby tackled her to the floor and said...............
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 19:01:43 GMT
..madam that is not yours! I need to have a word...so they went into the tenty thing in the middle of the arena, avoiding the flying hooves of the in-hand m&m's doing their championship,once inside..............
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 16, 2008 19:06:24 GMT
Davina tried her best to sweet-talk halfpass but he was having none of it, don't think that you can get round me he said, the last person that tried that ended up in the.................
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Post by ammevo on Jan 16, 2008 19:34:28 GMT
little black book and banned for....
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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 19:36:59 GMT
Flashing at the stewards after they were shouted at for not being in collecting ring there punshisment was
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Post by halfpass on Jan 16, 2008 19:47:25 GMT
to spend the evening in MADOM Overatdaknee's dungeon, out came the high heels, whips,chains as madom overatdaknee cryied out ...............
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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 19:51:44 GMT
you have been a very naugthy boy, when I have finished with you I am sending you to halfpasses yard where you can help him...................
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Post by halfpass on Jan 16, 2008 21:50:54 GMT
muck out all the stables and after you have finished you can spend the day at everybody's yards doing all the odd
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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 22:08:09 GMT
jobs and poo picking the fields and if you are very good you get to go and................................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 22:10:23 GMT
wash the geldings sheaths out.Davina paled and declared 'OK guys, what if....'
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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 22:21:48 GMT
get to take halfpass home with me, I will look after him and make sure that hes happy in evey way he can even bring the...............................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 22:27:14 GMT
OH, there would beplenty to do, wash my car, mow the lawn, wear pinnys and do housework. Halfpass and OH looked at each other and......
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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 22:31:53 GMT
Ran away to join the same cirus Fart Monkey was in, to see if they could make lots of money they had just arranged to take all there lovely horses and ponies including melly the moose when.................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 22:35:15 GMT
the Labour government decided to ban circus's......in a swift move they were outlawed and Halfpass was unemployed.........what will he do? He and OH set off to find the showing gang who were still at PUK from last season trying to save diesel money...................
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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 22:40:50 GMT
As the Labour govement had put up fuel to £10 per litre and they were unable tto get home and had to keep having weekly shows to keep them selves amused when seahorse and overatdaknee had the amazing idea of getting halfpass to stand for govement at the elections there was a........................................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 22:42:34 GMT
rumble in parliament..rumour was if Halfpass gained power pink tutu's would be mandatory dress, everyone would have to get a ballerina tattoo- but most of all............
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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 22:47:00 GMT
Every one would have to attend ponies uk it would be come a national holiday fuel to get would be free and fart monkey would be worshipeds as a god members of horse gossip would take the other posts in govement including the new role of ................................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 16, 2008 22:49:47 GMT
minister for Horsegossipers! Halfpass started his campaign well, he went round the country canvassing and everywhere he went there was.........
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