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Post by seahorse on Jan 16, 2008 22:53:37 GMT
lots of people all wearing pink tutus supporting him Gordon Brown was starting to get nervous and started a evil hate rumour saying halfpass and all other members of horse gossip were...........................................................
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Post by halfpass on Jan 17, 2008 0:30:42 GMT
the children of satan and only intrestsd in firemen the firemen in-question where realy pleased because they would all get a pay rise and new.........................
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 17, 2008 7:40:38 GMT
hoses as the ones they were using had holes in them and everytime they used them seahorse thought that they would................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 17, 2008 8:17:30 GMT
be hijacked to use in peoples gardens rather than putting out fires. Halfpass and gang went to canvass a very large town populated by hoodies, when the speech started..................
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Post by seahorse on Jan 17, 2008 16:12:25 GMT
the hoodies all pulled off there tops and showed there ballerinna tattoos and rushed up to half pass and..............
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 17, 2008 22:45:35 GMT
Asked very politely could they please have his autograph. Halfpass whipped out his fountain pen and duly obliged, and then after the speech . . . . .
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 17, 2008 22:50:06 GMT
.they did the cha cha round Parliament square..................in three weeks the country was due to vote and the pink tutu party was.........
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Post by seahorse on Jan 17, 2008 22:53:52 GMT
The winner in land slide majority halfpass choose his goverment from the members of horse gossip and reinvented the rspca and made them usefull like the others, and made all shows public holidays, the car park attendant who was besotted with hp paid him a visit and said...............
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 17, 2008 23:02:14 GMT
...is there any chance you can get me an audience with the Queen?..............Halpass gave him an old fashioned look and said
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Post by seahorse on Jan 17, 2008 23:13:26 GMT
why when I am the PM and a prominate member of horsegossip what can she do that I can not. At this point Finn the furry connemara wandered in and asked who was judgeing the olymipa classes this year and did he need a pro on board halfpass offered to ride him on the condition ..............................
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Post by ferret on Jan 17, 2008 23:36:42 GMT
...that he could wear his tutu ...Finn agreed and they duly won the class and took the championship ...ferret was overjoyed ...the weeks flew by and Olympia was looming ...HP and his OH were staying with Ferret and Finn the furry connemara in prepartion for the big day .....all was going to plan until ............
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Post by dun4u on Jan 18, 2008 0:03:15 GMT
........ one very windy day, halfpass was hacking out on the furry connemara in his beautiful pink flowing frock when the car park attendant came round the corner .....
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 18, 2008 8:10:43 GMT
(Love the sketch- where is the tattoo- hehehe) Finn spooked at the sight of the neon yellow of the car park attendants jacket- he galloped off with Halfpass slipping down the side (get some lessons!) the pink tutu billowing like a deflated air balloon.......
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Post by lolly on Jan 18, 2008 11:09:22 GMT
showing off his Union Jack Underpants in the most best possible taste , but it was no good he couldnt hang on and started to tumple off, but not before
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 18, 2008 11:35:22 GMT
The pink tutu had got caught on a low hanging branch. With a terrible ripping sound the pink tutu was torn from Halfpasses torso.............
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Post by dun4u on Jan 18, 2008 11:36:27 GMT
....... the car park attendant had grabbed hold of .....
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 18, 2008 11:38:37 GMT
the other end but not before it frightened Finn even more and he headed into the woods at a breakneck pace.................
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Post by seahorse on Jan 18, 2008 18:35:38 GMT
Galloping to a group of brownies who were studing nature, they caught finn and went to find rider they were met my the sight of the car park attendant holding..........................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 18, 2008 18:38:58 GMT
...Lorrydog who had appeared out of no-where. Where is Halfpass they all cried..........
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Post by seahorse on Jan 18, 2008 18:46:50 GMT
We need to find him Lorrydog and the pack of Brownies were to sent scour every bush and hedge when Lorrydog started to bark he had found..........................................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 18, 2008 20:33:02 GMT
..another pink tutu, but not halfpasses!!!!!!!!There was more rustling from the bushes and out popped................
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Post by halfpass on Jan 18, 2008 20:47:47 GMT
fart monkey who was alo looking for halfpass and from another bush came overatdaknee covering halfpasses blushes witha very large.....................
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Post by seahorse on Jan 18, 2008 20:47:50 GMT
Davina she asked if any one had found her pink tutu as she had lost it trying to......................
(think I am going to be excumitcated for this)
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Post by ammevo on Jan 18, 2008 21:08:53 GMT
be sick....
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 18, 2008 21:14:08 GMT
........rescue Halfpass from the bushes, she had nearly got him out when a pony (Fartmonkey?) charged in and trod on the end of it, Davina demanded to know who owned that pony because..............
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Post by seahorse on Jan 18, 2008 21:18:37 GMT
it was (fartmonkey) and she thought He was so beautiful she wanted to buy him but the owner was banned for life nobody was sure who the owner was any more as seahorse had been trying to give him away or swop him with other members of horse gossip. Davina said I will take him but what was that funny....................................
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 18, 2008 21:33:17 GMT
......noise?
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Post by seahorse on Jan 18, 2008 21:35:33 GMT
Fart monkey stood there with a distant look on his small furry face. Davinia was heard to mutter under her breath ................................
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Post by dun4u on Jan 18, 2008 22:53:52 GMT
..... "I tell you, it wasn't me!!" Fart monkey was very good at 'throwing' noises and everyone turned to look at Davina who had turned a bright puce .........
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Post by seahorse on Jan 18, 2008 22:59:15 GMT
I tell you it wasnt me it was that strange pony I dont want him anymore, poor farts looked around to see if any one wanted him he packed up a wheel barrow and plodded slowly looking back at..............................................
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