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Post by dun4u on Jan 4, 2008 22:35:48 GMT
MEN ~ HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLDER
Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work; The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals; You feel like the night before and you haven’t been anywhere. Your little black book contains only names of Doctors, chiropodists and osteopaths. You get winded playing cards. Where, once, were condoms in you pocket, there are indigestions tablets. Your children begin to look middle-aged. You join a health club and don’t go. A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable bladder urge. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. You look forward to a dull evening, and need you glasses to find your glasses. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going; Your knees buckle, but you belt won’t. Your back goes out more than you do. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest. You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there. You are wondering why more people aren’t using this size print.
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