Post by dun4u on Jan 5, 2008 23:09:05 GMT
They really don't have much going for them do they???
WE HAPPEN TO BE MEN, ONLY MENIf we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her interests from the harsh world about us, then we are male chauvinist pigs. If we stay at home and do the housework, we are pansies. If we work hard to get a good living for her, there is never any time for her, or the children. If we don’t work hard enough, we are good-for-nothing layabouts. If she has a boring, repetitive job with low wages, that is exploitation. If WE have boring, repetitive jobs with low wages, we should get off our butts and find something better. If we get promotion, ahead of her, that is favouritism. If SHE gets promotion ahead of a man, that is equal opportunity.
If we mention how nice she looks, that is sexual harassment. If we say nothing, that is typical male indifference. If we cry, we are babies. If we don’t, we are insensitive person with no parents. If we thump her, that is wife-bashing. If she thumps us, that’s self-defence. If we make a decision without consulting her, we are chauvinist go-getters. If she makes a decision without regard for our feelings, then she is a liberated woman. If we ask her to do some-what the same, it’s a favour.
If we appreciate the female form, and, frilly underwear on a woman, we are sexual perverts. If we do not notice them, we are poofters. If we like her to keep in good shape overall, shave her legs, have nice hair, well-applied make-up, we are sexist. If we don’t care, we are unromantic dead fish. If WE try to keep ourselves in good shape, that is vanity. If we don’t, we are slobs.
If we buy her flowers, we are after something. If we don’t, we are forgetful. If we are proud of what we have accomplished, we are conceited egotists. If we aren’t, we have no ambition. If we ask for a cuddle, we never think of anything but sex. If we come home from a hard day at work, and she wants a cuddle, and doesn’t get it, we never give a stuff about other peoples’ needs. If she has a headache, it’s because she’s tired. If we have the same type of headache, it’s because we don’t love her anymore. If we want IT too often, we are oversexed. If she wants IT, and we can’t perform on cue, there must be someone else.
Can't help feeling sorry for them, now!!!
WE HAPPEN TO BE MEN, ONLY MENIf we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her interests from the harsh world about us, then we are male chauvinist pigs. If we stay at home and do the housework, we are pansies. If we work hard to get a good living for her, there is never any time for her, or the children. If we don’t work hard enough, we are good-for-nothing layabouts. If she has a boring, repetitive job with low wages, that is exploitation. If WE have boring, repetitive jobs with low wages, we should get off our butts and find something better. If we get promotion, ahead of her, that is favouritism. If SHE gets promotion ahead of a man, that is equal opportunity.
If we mention how nice she looks, that is sexual harassment. If we say nothing, that is typical male indifference. If we cry, we are babies. If we don’t, we are insensitive person with no parents. If we thump her, that is wife-bashing. If she thumps us, that’s self-defence. If we make a decision without consulting her, we are chauvinist go-getters. If she makes a decision without regard for our feelings, then she is a liberated woman. If we ask her to do some-what the same, it’s a favour.
If we appreciate the female form, and, frilly underwear on a woman, we are sexual perverts. If we do not notice them, we are poofters. If we like her to keep in good shape overall, shave her legs, have nice hair, well-applied make-up, we are sexist. If we don’t care, we are unromantic dead fish. If WE try to keep ourselves in good shape, that is vanity. If we don’t, we are slobs.
If we buy her flowers, we are after something. If we don’t, we are forgetful. If we are proud of what we have accomplished, we are conceited egotists. If we aren’t, we have no ambition. If we ask for a cuddle, we never think of anything but sex. If we come home from a hard day at work, and she wants a cuddle, and doesn’t get it, we never give a stuff about other peoples’ needs. If she has a headache, it’s because she’s tired. If we have the same type of headache, it’s because we don’t love her anymore. If we want IT too often, we are oversexed. If she wants IT, and we can’t perform on cue, there must be someone else.
Can't help feeling sorry for them, now!!!