kayjayem
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Post by kayjayem on May 31, 2011 14:50:13 GMT
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!” The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.. A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far As they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!" The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue. Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f*****g life, she's reversing!!"
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Post by rightrein92 on May 31, 2011 14:53:38 GMT
LMFAO!!!!
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Post by brindlerainbow on May 31, 2011 15:02:29 GMT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by laurajazmine on May 31, 2011 17:26:49 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by iluvmyponies on Jun 1, 2011 1:01:44 GMT
;D
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Post by starsandstripes on Jun 5, 2011 16:18:00 GMT
LMAO! Now everyone here is looking at me strangely as I'm sat in the corner laughing to myself!
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Post by corrie on Jun 27, 2011 15:04:55 GMT
lol that is brill ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2011 12:16:21 GMT
brilliant lol
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2011 12:19:07 GMT
brilliant lol
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Tywood
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Post by Tywood on Aug 6, 2011 12:20:37 GMT
**BRILLIANT** Needed a good laugh ;D
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Post by Dipsy on Aug 6, 2011 12:28:24 GMT
Hahahaha :-)
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Post by melincave on Aug 6, 2011 12:31:03 GMT
OMG that so funny, thats something my little girl would say minus the swearing!! Shame you can't capture those moments on film lol xxx
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Post by leeann on Aug 12, 2011 9:23:01 GMT
Eh thats brill :-)
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Post by shannon22 on Aug 12, 2011 12:22:17 GMT
Hehe love it ;D ;D
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Post by Julie(luke3) on Aug 12, 2011 23:26:36 GMT
lol lol lol xx
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Post by reachforthestars on Aug 13, 2011 7:36:26 GMT
That's so funny!!
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Post by honeybees on Aug 15, 2011 17:06:18 GMT
LOL love it!
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Post by Uptown Girl on Aug 30, 2011 17:17:54 GMT
Brilliant
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Post by ponypall on Sept 6, 2011 21:21:17 GMT
lollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
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Post by Bonnyville on Oct 28, 2011 12:49:30 GMT
LOL :') hahaha x
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