kayjayem
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Post by kayjayem on Aug 6, 2011 11:26:17 GMT
There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you sh1t on its head.' ----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2011 12:05:39 GMT
very good lol
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2011 12:07:01 GMT
very good lol
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Post by laurajazmine on Aug 6, 2011 13:27:13 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Ridesapphire on Aug 6, 2011 13:54:58 GMT
Great lol
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dougal
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Post by dougal on Aug 9, 2011 18:10:41 GMT
Didn't think it rude at all! Found it hilarious ;D ;D
A wonderful moment of light relief with all the troubles going on around us.
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Post by jester13 on Aug 9, 2011 21:11:11 GMT
pmsl that brill
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Post by corrie on Aug 11, 2011 10:02:18 GMT
LOL brilliant ;D
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Post by leeann on Aug 12, 2011 9:19:12 GMT
HeHe Brilliant :-)
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Post by shannon22 on Aug 12, 2011 12:21:02 GMT
Haha thats great ;D
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Post by rhosyn on Oct 26, 2011 12:26:33 GMT
That was in a willy Francis book and has been my most favourite joke ever since!!!
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Post by mirosa on Oct 26, 2011 22:55:46 GMT
D. Francis said 'sh1t'?
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Post by rhosyn on Oct 27, 2011 9:07:19 GMT
Think so! Oh lol D&^k has been changed to willy, how funny!
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Post by starsandstripes on Oct 27, 2011 9:20:55 GMT
PMSL Excellent!
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