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Post by honeybees on Sept 8, 2011 0:11:05 GMT
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS; - Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF SOAP, - Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: - Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
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Post by ashadow on Sept 11, 2011 4:38:20 GMT
hahaha, I had a very strange one on my new shower gel the other week - not suitable for gnomes!!!!! like seriously hahaha
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Post by astrozombie on Sept 11, 2011 19:33:30 GMT
Hahaha the best ones where the chainsaw one, the Nytol one, the soap one and both the nuts ones well no s*** sherlock lmao
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Post by laurajazmine on Sept 25, 2011 23:08:44 GMT
Haha brilliant!
I love buying a pack of peanuts and reading on the back 'May contain nuts' Makes me giggle every time.
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Post by Uptown Girl on Sept 30, 2011 17:03:10 GMT
Haha lol ! x
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Post by Bonnyville on Oct 28, 2011 12:41:53 GMT
Hahaha my dad has a big book of all the stupid signs one said: WE REPAIR ANYTHING (please knock on the door bc the doorbell isnt working) lol x
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