kayjayem
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Post by kayjayem on Sept 10, 2011 18:48:18 GMT
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her eight year old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.
The horrified mother went in and told her son 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'
She hears the little boy continue 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added… 'For those of you who are peeed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.
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Post by Julie(luke3) on Sept 10, 2011 19:36:48 GMT
Brilliant!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Hope you don't mind, but I have nicked it and put it on my FB
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Post by cheetham on Sept 10, 2011 20:22:06 GMT
love it,made me smile and i need it at the minute..
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Post by larkhaven on Sept 10, 2011 20:39:48 GMT
Even made OH laugh!! Thanks xx
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Post by aelybryn on Sept 10, 2011 21:00:02 GMT
That has made me laugh so much! My son plays with Thomas the Tank Engine but he is only three! I hope he doesn't start using language like that!
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Post by welshie2 on Sept 18, 2011 20:24:05 GMT
thats just fantastic...made me giggle..
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Post by laurajazmine on Sept 19, 2011 21:28:01 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Billybob
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Post by Billybob on Sept 20, 2011 10:27:15 GMT
hahahahaha excellent XX
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Post by ponypall on Oct 1, 2011 22:31:15 GMT
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
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Post by starsandstripes on Oct 2, 2011 7:09:36 GMT
Brill!
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