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Post by happydad on Oct 21, 2008 22:25:09 GMT
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that d**n thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...........
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Post by magpie on Oct 22, 2008 8:01:15 GMT
love it!! xx
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Post by moshimills on Apr 1, 2010 15:44:18 GMT
I cant stop laughing!!!!!
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Post by ShowPonies&Shetlands on Apr 3, 2010 10:26:41 GMT
hehe thats a good one!
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Post by mcw on May 22, 2010 18:31:16 GMT
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha
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