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Post by jasper1 on Aug 22, 2009 16:21:09 GMT
I have just been to introduce myself to my new Human neighbours, just to let them know just how posh and beautifullll I am , and, OMG they have not one but two commen cats.!!! STARSKY & HUTCH! what am I to do. All devious plots will be treated in the stricktest of confidence. ? (thanks to min min for helps with spelling) x ;D
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Post by heathers on Aug 22, 2009 17:12:16 GMT
oh no,be careful you dont catch something off them
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Post by sarah00000 on Aug 23, 2009 6:32:02 GMT
Oooooooh Heathers.......was that a sly dig at Bertie Bassett?  ? LOL I would tell them you have a friend (Miss Tiggy Winkle) who knows where she can get her delicate posh paws (wearing pink marigolds of course) on a particularly nasty strain of MANGE...... Should these "common neighbours" consider setting foot on your turf, you will be forced to act accordingly! Obviously only common cats, get mange, so you will be quite safe...xxx |
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Post by heathers on Aug 23, 2009 12:21:21 GMT
Oooooooh Heathers.......was that a sly dig at Bertie Bassett? ? LOL no but,yeah but,no but  |
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Post by sarah00000 on Aug 23, 2009 12:56:04 GMT
Ooh your girlies must be trollops then, to come to a party and catch "things" from boy they only just met.......... mind you, they say animals take after their owners.......!!!! LOL
Woops! No I dont piddle in the lounge or pass round diseases!
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Post by heathers on Aug 23, 2009 13:18:42 GMT
i was going to say did you pee down the cracks of the leather sofa again lol
or pee down the plug hole of the kitchen sink ha ha
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Post by sarah00000 on Aug 23, 2009 16:41:04 GMT
Ha ha......the image of me pearching over the kitchen sink, is just too much!
PMSL
Mind you........at least I dont poo in shoes!
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Post by heathers on Aug 23, 2009 16:50:04 GMT
i think your hubby would have something to say about that lol
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Post by jasper1 on Aug 23, 2009 16:59:08 GMT
Ladies, ladies please calm down, this is almost squabling, most unrefined!! Please think of your breeding. And shoe pooing is an ART!!! ;}
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Post by heathers on Aug 23, 2009 17:48:40 GMT
the trollop statement did shock.
i can imagine that shoe pooing is very difficult
and takes lots of practice.
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Post by lucretia on Aug 23, 2009 19:00:15 GMT
Its easy to poo in my dads shoes as he takes size 12's !! I dont do it now as I sit on his bald head in bed to keep warm. Sometimes I slip off though. The "commoners" are only allowed to sleep on the end of the bed with the dog but when dad goes to work at 4am I just get into his warm spot and they try to sneak up to join me. No good sleeping on mums head as her hair is wild and tangles by morning- very uncomfortable trying to extricate oneself ! H x
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Post by jasper1 on Aug 23, 2009 19:01:46 GMT
It does, exact timing, a good nose (so i dont do it in mothers), and a good turn of speed to avoid the look from the father!! v scarey, ( but im not really bothered) Anyway I shall now blame it on starskey and hutch next door! What names i ask you.
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Post by sarah00000 on Aug 23, 2009 19:33:03 GMT
dumb and dumber?
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Post by jasper1 on Aug 23, 2009 19:35:48 GMT
I like, no love it!!!! SOO true x
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Post by sarah00000 on Aug 23, 2009 19:36:05 GMT
Heathers.......I really dont think I could poo in a shoe for any amount of money! Could you? Would take a really highly trained professional to achieve such perfect aim! Giggle xxx
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 2, 2009 14:57:15 GMT
GAWD, not only has mother been away for a whole week with the long legged things, she comes home and now we have puppies, think I may go and live with grandma  |
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 2, 2009 19:10:34 GMT
OK, might not get away with that one tho, they are only one day old.
But then again I have done a smashing job of sorting the rest of the household out, and the washing bit sound like blissss I could train the y oung uns to chase of that awfulllll starskey and hutch pair.
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 3, 2009 15:04:36 GMT
Quite agree!! old chap x
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