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Post by heathers on Sept 25, 2009 10:01:28 GMT
ha ha brilliant
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Post by heathers on Sept 25, 2009 10:16:08 GMT
i'm too stressed to think at the moment with FO tomorrow
but i will have a think
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Post by heathers on Sept 25, 2009 10:21:35 GMT
mum calls me Ozzy Wozzy and makes me very cosy when she goes to bed i sleep on her head and purr and be very noisy   |
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Post by heathers on Sept 25, 2009 10:29:18 GMT
my real name is geri mum calls me the hairy fairy mums got a big bum but just look at my tum when she touches it she is very weary  |
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 25, 2009 11:32:28 GMT
There was a young cat called Mika,
Who fancied himself as a streaker,
He ran up a tree, said hey look at me,
When he reached the top shouted eureka!
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 25, 2009 11:33:42 GMT
Oh dear, that is a very poor effort from my comman housemate. I am off to put quill to parchment!
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 25, 2009 11:57:29 GMT
This is the best section on HG!  |
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 25, 2009 12:00:24 GMT
I am a posh cat called NEWT,
My mum loves me and calls me cute,
MY dad has no clue,
that I poo in his shoe,
Or he would give me the BOOT. :0
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 25, 2009 12:15:15 GMT
Thats a good one!! x Nice pic of your mummyx
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Post by heathers on Sept 25, 2009 15:14:02 GMT
ha ha brilliant.
good thread lovepink but i'm not clever enough to compete with you lot
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Post by heathers on Sept 25, 2009 16:16:17 GMT
ha ha brilliant.
l liked the poo in the shoe one as well
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Post by lucretia on Sept 25, 2009 18:13:33 GMT
Im Hector -Siamese if you please
I love eating crisps, cake and cheese
But Milo and co
(so common you know)
dont agree that I AM the Bees knees
They just havent a clue how to be
like a well -bred cat ought to,- see,
they just dont understand
that its not underhand
to climb under the curtains to wee
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Post by heathers on Sept 25, 2009 18:24:25 GMT
ha ha brilliant lucretia
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Post by jasper1 on Sept 25, 2009 18:49:36 GMT
VOTE HECTOR ;D FOR POET LAUREATE!!! |
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Post by lucretia on Sept 25, 2009 20:45:32 GMT
Thank you all... Purrrr....xx
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