Post by seahorse on Sept 27, 2009 21:41:09 GMT
I would like to leave this message for my cat if only could read inspired form another link.
A guide to my flat for JJ (cat)
The Hall way
This is where I enter and exit the building it is not a place where you practice your hunting skills, by pouncing on the back of legs when I enter and exit. Nor is it a place for live or in fact dead frogs to be left, I really do not want them and do not enjoy running out in night dress to save them from your attentions, I know you are proud of them and think I like them but really no but thank you for the thought.
The Bathroom
This is way amongst other things I have a bath this is not for you to sit on the edge pounce on my toes or on the odd time join me you are a cat you dont like water. Nor a place to leave dead or alive frogs see above.
The Living room
This is where I am ment to relax it also contains your not one but three very expensive cat I reapeat CAT beds I do not require them, the sofa how ever on a technicality is really for me to sit on not you, the lovely wooden blinds, are to stop people from looking in not a cat activity centre for you climb and swing from, like wise the TV stand the coffee table and the fish tank, the fish really do not enjoy you staring at them. The length of the living room is also not silverstone for cats you could try walking maybe not trying to do wall of death which seems to involve all all the above and more. The dining room table is not to be sat on thank you its for food to be served on in company and for me to dump stuff on when no visitors. However spider duty is fine I thank you for that. And see above regarding frogs.
The Kitchen
This is where you eat your meals the very expensive meals I buy for you would appreciate that may be you could eat all up as you now cost more to feed than I get. This is also where I cook MY food this is for me and me alone it is nor where near the quality of yours believe me I pay the bills, we really do not have to share its fine i can manage on my own but thank you for the thought. Again please see above regarding frogs.
The bedroom
this is where I SLEEP and rest. Its very kind of you to come in and tell me all about your day several times though the night but morning or evening is fine honest, the bed is mine you have your own, please see living room, you are a lot smaller than me so am a little confused as why when you do borrow my bed I can not fit as well as when you do use, one of your own beds which are very small you fit very well and sleep very well the mystery is there? And yet again please see above regarding frogs.
I hope the above is ok am sure you will let me know if its not I wait the scatches.
I would also like to add I like nothing more than when I come in from work and am met by you, and how lovely it is to sti with you so relaxed and purring n my lap (but not when I am eating) and how nice it to wake up and have you at the end of the bed.
A guide to my flat for JJ (cat)
The Hall way
This is where I enter and exit the building it is not a place where you practice your hunting skills, by pouncing on the back of legs when I enter and exit. Nor is it a place for live or in fact dead frogs to be left, I really do not want them and do not enjoy running out in night dress to save them from your attentions, I know you are proud of them and think I like them but really no but thank you for the thought.
The Bathroom
This is way amongst other things I have a bath this is not for you to sit on the edge pounce on my toes or on the odd time join me you are a cat you dont like water. Nor a place to leave dead or alive frogs see above.
The Living room
This is where I am ment to relax it also contains your not one but three very expensive cat I reapeat CAT beds I do not require them, the sofa how ever on a technicality is really for me to sit on not you, the lovely wooden blinds, are to stop people from looking in not a cat activity centre for you climb and swing from, like wise the TV stand the coffee table and the fish tank, the fish really do not enjoy you staring at them. The length of the living room is also not silverstone for cats you could try walking maybe not trying to do wall of death which seems to involve all all the above and more. The dining room table is not to be sat on thank you its for food to be served on in company and for me to dump stuff on when no visitors. However spider duty is fine I thank you for that. And see above regarding frogs.
The Kitchen
This is where you eat your meals the very expensive meals I buy for you would appreciate that may be you could eat all up as you now cost more to feed than I get. This is also where I cook MY food this is for me and me alone it is nor where near the quality of yours believe me I pay the bills, we really do not have to share its fine i can manage on my own but thank you for the thought. Again please see above regarding frogs.
The bedroom
this is where I SLEEP and rest. Its very kind of you to come in and tell me all about your day several times though the night but morning or evening is fine honest, the bed is mine you have your own, please see living room, you are a lot smaller than me so am a little confused as why when you do borrow my bed I can not fit as well as when you do use, one of your own beds which are very small you fit very well and sleep very well the mystery is there? And yet again please see above regarding frogs.
I hope the above is ok am sure you will let me know if its not I wait the scatches.
I would also like to add I like nothing more than when I come in from work and am met by you, and how lovely it is to sti with you so relaxed and purring n my lap (but not when I am eating) and how nice it to wake up and have you at the end of the bed.
