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Post by dun4u on Mar 20, 2010 16:08:53 GMT
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
roll of the dice.*
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'.*
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'*
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!'*
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.*
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.*
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'*
The other answered,*
I don't know - I thought you were watching.'*
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