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Post by dun4u on Mar 31, 2010 11:16:40 GMT
Never Lie to a Woman
A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up .' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.
He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish, but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?'
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box ...' Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
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