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Post by dun4u on Apr 6, 2010 11:08:40 GMT
The Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying the nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun against the tree, unzipped his pants, and proceeded to do his business.
Just then, a gust of wind blew, blowing over the gun which caused it to discharge, . . .shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is that you're going to be OK. --The damage was local to your groin area and we were able to remove all of the pellets.
"What's the bad news?", asked the hunter".
"The bad news is that there was pretty extensive damage done to your thingy, so I'm going to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess things could be worse", the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly, said the doctor, . . . She's a flute player in the Symphony Orchestra and she will teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eyes".
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Post by brindlerainbow on Apr 6, 2010 11:38:17 GMT
Brilliant !!!
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