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Post by dun4u on May 3, 2010 17:05:23 GMT
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh!#$." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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Post by dartymagic on May 8, 2010 19:49:21 GMT
LMAO!!!
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Post by mcw on May 20, 2010 17:29:59 GMT
hahaha
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Post by gniwxaw on Jul 2, 2010 13:03:46 GMT
made me so laugh!! hahaha
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Post by aphrodite on Jul 2, 2010 20:10:24 GMT
LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by hyderboo on Jul 12, 2010 17:16:07 GMT
Fantastic!!!
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Post by littleted on Jul 21, 2010 16:08:31 GMT
thats so funny i cant stop laughing x x x x
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Post by PennyP4 on Jul 28, 2010 19:18:32 GMT
Thats good, read it to the hubby and he laughed and said 'thats the type of thing you'd do' CHARMING!
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Post by iluvmyponies on Jul 29, 2010 12:43:50 GMT
Love itt!!! ;D
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Post by Beth (: on Jul 30, 2010 10:37:06 GMT
Hahahaaa ;D
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Post by princessstacie22 on Aug 15, 2010 17:17:30 GMT
thats brilliant!
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