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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 21, 2007 18:25:01 GMT
These are some of lifes questions that continually trouble me. If you have the answers please, please enlighten me. Or if you would like to add your own questions, please feel free!!!
Why does a pony feel the need to poo on its only white sock just as it enters the ring? You can keep the bandage on it all day, but the second you take it off, up goes the tail.
Why is there always an odd sock in every load of washing? Where do all the other socks go? And when you pull the plug on the washing up water why is there always a teaspoon in the bottom of the sink?
Why do you never get visitors when you've just tidied up?
Why does the largest horse on the yard choose my toes to tread on? And why is my toenail black for three months?
Why does my youngest son always need the loo the minute I sit down to eat my dinner? And why can't daddy take him?
If anyone knows the answers, do please let me know!!!
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Post by hunzaschoice on Aug 21, 2007 18:59:39 GMT
MILLIESMUMWhy are you a mum with poies and children  (remember my sense of humour lol !!)
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Post by hunzaschoice on Aug 21, 2007 19:00:43 GMT
Why do l keep making horrendous spelling mistakes...
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Post by ferret on Aug 21, 2007 22:16:21 GMT
where do dead birds go..you never see them lying around  ? Why does my cat always want to go out when i have just sat down ? Why does my pony always poo straight after i have put a clean bed down ? Why does my pony always shake out his mane when i have just brushed it all neat and straight ? Why do i end up wetter than my pony does after i have bathed him ? Why are waste bins always full ? Why are my ponies always at the far side of the field when i go to catch them ?   |
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 21, 2007 22:21:48 GMT
Ferret - with regard to the dead birds - a good percentage of them used to come through my cat flap! Cat is sadly no more, but used to come home from work and my heart would sink to see the feathers and gore on the outside of the flap . . . . . . . she insisted on bringing them indoors to dismember in comfort!!!!!
When bathing ponies - why does the first sponge full of water head straignt for your armpit?!!?
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Post by ferret on Aug 21, 2007 22:26:52 GMT
i have had the odd vole /mouse in my house that the little darlings have brought home for mummy and daddy ...but thank god no birds and yes armpits are always the first !!  |
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 21, 2007 22:29:12 GMT
Birds were among the nicer things I used to get. Mice, worms, Frogs were a particular favourite!!! Oh and other peoples fried chicken bones - mmm lovely!
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 22, 2007 6:47:07 GMT
Another question:
Why isn't the menopause called the womenopause?
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Post by hunzaschoice on Aug 22, 2007 10:18:45 GMT
Our Siamese is a great fan of baby rabbits , she thinks it is great fun to bring them through the cat flap and dump them on the floor then chases them through the house. We do get the odd bird and frog also. Strange she likes birds but won't touch the chicken !!! Bit like the ponies they love to chase things in the field and one of the ponies has almost killed our jack Russell. he tried to challenge the Chicken but she was a bit to sharp for him as she jumps up and pecks him on his muzzle. Real funny sight
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 22, 2007 11:52:11 GMT
Although our cat Topsy is no more, I was asking for trouble really - stable cat had kittens and guess who thought it would be a good idea to bring one home? She was a little tinker, trashed my house, lived to be 15 years old, broke my heart and I will NEVER have another one!!!!!
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Post by flashthecash on Aug 24, 2007 17:14:14 GMT
sorry but not a question but on the cat front (i lost mine earlier this year..after 18 nearly happy years) He would catch a bird.. deck it.. then leave it for me?.. wouldn't mind but I'm frightened of birds. Frogs, loads in our garden.. he would just play with them. Like just put his paw on it so it made a horrid noise. whats that all about?
Then just when your nice and comfy in bed and just falling asleep he would either cry to go out or want to sleep on my head! Sometimes I thought he wanted me dead! but I do miss him.
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 25, 2007 20:08:49 GMT
As a parent, I think your children have to leave home before you get a bath in peace! My youngest, who normally goes into rapid reverse when confronted by soap and water, suddenly and desparately NEEDS a bath, as soon as I am in it!
And having moved on from cats to dogs, I now have a dog who if not allowed to lie at the side of the bath, will sit outside the bathroom door and howl like a banshee, whereupon one of the kids usually lets her in to shut her up. Then she insists on licking the bathwater off my legs when I get out! And by way of a diversion will steal your underwear from the washbasket and parade it in front of any guests you may have at the time!!!
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Post by billyfitz on Aug 27, 2007 0:59:30 GMT
I most agree with some of the above comments, my dog does the same, soon as you get out the shower it starts trying to lick your legs, and my daughters dog is always taking everybody’s undies out of the wash basket and then drops them where it sees fit.
Our cat is also a little treasure I have lost count of the times he has come in one door full of his own self importance with some creature or other in his mouth and I have beat the retreat out of another, birds appear to be his firm favourite and I am frightened to death of them, one of my most embarrassing moments, was when I was on the telephone in the hallway and I could hear this noise but it was to late, I was trapped in the hall with this flapping bird, the cat then proceeded chasing the bird and our then dog was chasing the cat, I nearly had a heart attack, I ran out of the house only to find some man from the council grass cutting. I dragged him of his mover and told him he had to come in my house with me, he was looking at me like I was a right loon.
I explained that the cat had got a bird, “is it dead” he said, “If it was I wouldn’t need you” I said, I pushed him in the back door, (by this time the birds in the kitchen) anyway he managed to open a window to let the bird out, there’s now bird deposit all over the work tops and sink, the cats trying his best not to let his pray get away and the dogs barking like mad at some strange person in our kitchen with me screaming instructions to this poor chap from outside, Now never having been in this situation before I scurried back in and didn’t know if I should offer him a cup of tea or something, so hastily deciding this might not be the best course of action, so I push the poor fella back out, shouting loudly “Thank You” I cringe every time I see somebody grass cutting now!!! Although we all had a good laugh after the event.
Anyway here are some of my WHYS..
I would like to know Why… When you clean your car out somebody comes along and nicks it !!?
Also Why… when you tell somebody else about your misfortunes the first words they say to you are “your Joking” ( I am also guilty of this one)
Which brings to me another Why….
Why do people say you make your own luck? IMO I think this is a big fat porky or I have been given the wrong recipe LOL
And finally
Why… when you drop a piece of buttered toast, does it always land butter side down?
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 27, 2007 8:18:14 GMT
Your post had me in stitches !!!! That poor council man probably dines out on that story to this day!
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Post by lincolstables on Aug 31, 2007 11:47:36 GMT
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 31, 2007 11:52:03 GMT
Methinks time for some gentle hints about local flats to rent!!!! Or a large bolt on the inside of the bathroom door!
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Post by panda on Sept 2, 2007 18:07:39 GMT
Why is yorkie not for girls?
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Post by Milliesmum on Sept 2, 2007 21:04:44 GMT
Why is it that just as you've got used to where everything is in the supermarket, they re-arrange it all?
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Post by billyfitz on Sept 2, 2007 23:13:57 GMT
WHY... Does the phone always ring when your on your way out or trying to have a private moment in the bathroom, then when you finally manage to get within two centimetres of it,
it stops?
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Post by panda on Sept 3, 2007 0:02:09 GMT
Why is it you wait in all day for a parcel to be delivered. You don't go to the loo all day just incase, you can't hold it any longer so you think, ok it will take 2 minutes. You TOUCH the toilet seat and DING DONG!! WHY? WHY? WHY? |
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Post by Bucks on Sept 18, 2007 12:05:37 GMT
Are rumours true that more of the Area 17 committee have resigned.
Wally the Walrus must be pulling his hair out!
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Post by not in bucks on Sept 18, 2007 12:44:10 GMT
Are rumours true that more of the Area 17 committee have resigned. Wally the Walrus must be pulling his hair out! Bloody hell they have some problems at that area 17 dont they. |
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Post by Witney on Sept 18, 2007 15:49:01 GMT
Yes they're called Left Overs.
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Post by paris23 on Sept 22, 2007 19:14:53 GMT
why do u go grey when u get older always wanted 2 know this?
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Post by Milliesmum on Sept 25, 2007 11:12:08 GMT
If you type 'google' into Google, can you break the internet?
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Post by shelleyj on Sept 29, 2007 15:16:16 GMT
why do ponies always pee/poo before you turn them out? Couldn't they just wait a couple of minutes?
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Post by kizzy on Oct 4, 2007 15:23:49 GMT
Why is there too much month and not enough money?
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