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Post by lolly on Nov 30, 2007 13:10:04 GMT
Much as I love my other half he can be annoying, I hate the fact he leaves the toilet seat up and also empties his shaver into the toilet and forgets to flush it  He has never ever cleaned the bathroom in all the years we have been together He polishes his shoes on the cream carpet and when the magazine rack gets full he throws out my H&H and leaves his boring fishing ones in. And to top it all I caught him re-ironing a shirt that had three creases going down the arm of it.......  Feel grumpy today and thought I would have a moan..... even though I know I am really lucky  |
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 30, 2007 13:18:52 GMT
Leaves the toilet seat up.
Mislays tools, tape measures etc and then gets cross with ME when he can't find them!
Snores like you wouldn't believe, and steals the duvet, then blames me.
Empties his shaver in the bathroom sink, forgets to rinse.
Squeezes the toothpaste in the middle - I now only buy pump dispensers.
If he helps with any housework, he washes MY pots, puts MY laundry in the machine, empties MY dishwasher - it appears i'm the only family member that makes any mess. Oh and he baths MY kids!!
Grabs the steering wheel and 'helps' me when I'm parking!
Gosh, makes you wonder why I married him! He's lovely really, honest!!
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Post by lolly on Nov 30, 2007 13:41:13 GMT
I refuse to drive him in the car, make him drive unless he has had a drink as he thinks he can actually drive better than me  |
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 30, 2007 13:48:44 GMT
Forgot to say, does anyone elses OH have a 'man look'?
You know, when they are looking for something that doesnt immediately jump into their hands, its definitely not there, has dissappeared off the face of the earth. So you get up from the Eastenders omnibus and put your hand straignt on it?
Hence the question 'Have you had a proper look, or just a man look?'
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Post by lolly on Nov 30, 2007 13:54:51 GMT
Got to admit its me that can never find anthing and Mr Annoying usually can smug so and so I once was so fed up with it always being me that lost things and him being Mr o so perfect when he found them I hid his car keys down the back of the settee, I did find them for him later that day though and yes its always ME that breaks the iron, the washer, the hoover etc, its never him, CANT THINK WHY |
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 30, 2007 14:05:35 GMT
The one that drives me barmy is 'Where's my Jigsaw blades?' or 'Wheres my five eighths drill bit?'
How the bl**dy hell should I know? It's not like I drill holes or carve things up on a regular basis!
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Post by lolly on Nov 30, 2007 14:17:49 GMT
Fishing Hooks
Find em everywhere, stuck in clothes in drier, kitchen, lounge and so on
Maggots, hate em totally since went outside in dark to put something in bin, came in, sat down and had red crushed things on my feet, you guessed it the maggots had escaped it was like wacky races outside (stored there as near divorce when he tried to put them in the fridge...) and I had trodden on them ..puke
DIY
Please don't go there actually but its bad !!!!
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 30, 2007 14:28:30 GMT
Mine is really good at DIY, saved us a fortune over the years. The only problem is he never QUITE finishes anything. There's always one bit of wire left hanging, or one bit of pipe not boxed in, or one screw hole not filled.
I couldn't deal with the maggots, once got the OH to pressure wash the wheelie bin out on the back yard (too tight to pay the man with the van that comes round). A few days later, looked out of the patio doors and thought 'why are all those birds on my patio?' Turned out the sun had hatched out the fly eggs that must have been in the bin. Whole yard alive with maggots, blackbirds with beaks full having a feast! Double Yuk!
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Post by lolly on Nov 30, 2007 14:40:18 GMT
My boss fortunatly is not my other half, he adjust his boxers through his trousers which I find truly distastfull ...
request moderators can we have a puke smiley please
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 30, 2007 14:43:28 GMT
OMG and I thought the maggots were bad . . . . .
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Post by stinkpig on Dec 1, 2007 20:22:49 GMT
My OH is a decorator hence my entire house is in need of decorating !!
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Post by maria on Dec 1, 2007 21:40:13 GMT
My OH is a decorator hence my entire house is in need of decorating !! lolly, are you my husbands ex-wife , I cant believe what you are saying, I have got the same man in my house..... |
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Post by lolly on Dec 2, 2007 18:15:02 GMT
Skints on the lookout for a man, any man will do. So if there is anybody out there that doesnt want theirs because they are annoying skint says she isnt fussy as long as he is male and breathing....
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Post by marshmallow on Dec 2, 2007 18:30:40 GMT
My OH leaves the toilet seat up, never gets rid of his shavings in the sink!!! is oblivious to dust and the manipulations of his ex wife and kids, (the youngest daughter can have whatever she wants but if the ponies need a new rug you would think I've asked for it gold plated!!) and he is always sickeningly right!!!! Apart from that I love him to bits |
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Post by Balvenie on Dec 2, 2007 19:46:07 GMT
the most annoying thing my other half did was breathe!!!!!!!
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Post by sad person on Dec 2, 2007 21:26:35 GMT
Driving to the yard this morning: OH: Singing "oh oh half way the-re, ohhh ohhh living on a praaayyerrr" ME: Give it a rest i've got a bloody hangover OH: OOOOwwweeeerrrr....toucheeeee wucheeeee ME: I don't feel well, its raining, i don't feel like horses this morning and least of all listening to you, you sound like a bag of cats, and don't be sarky either! OH: I was only singing ME: Yeh, but you can't sing OH: (Starts whistling the song) ME: (Glares) Can you quit whistling OH: Anything for you cupcake ME: Don't call me cupcake, i hate that stupid word OH: (Grins) I know ME: Well if you know, then why did you say it? OH: Cos it annoys you, and i love it when your angry ME: (Stares ahead, chewing lip, breathing hard) OH: (Puts radio on - HUMS, yep, HUMS to Leona's Keep Bleeding, totally out of tune, and sounds like a stuck pig, this tune is NOT a tune to hum to) ME: Are you an alien? Do you not understand that you can't sing, whistle or hum in tune. That I AM ILL, I HAVE A F*****G HEADACHE, and you are deliberately trying to wind me up! OH: Don't you get arsey with me  brace yourselves girls......the worst thing my husband does is......sits on the settee with his hands down his trousers, please please, someone tell me there husband does the same.... |
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 2, 2007 21:35:23 GMT
Nope, sorry . . . . . . . .
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Post by lils on Dec 3, 2007 7:51:23 GMT
Nope, why not invest in a stress ball? LOL  However, hubby does insist whilst undressing for bed, tucking his undercarraige in between his legs, and prancing round the bedroom saying (aka little britain) "But i'm a laydeee" The rear view in the mirror is almost as repulsive as the front! Funny the first few times, but after five years. Not i had one who did that too |
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Post by lolly on Dec 3, 2007 8:13:52 GMT
Fortunatly mine doesnt. OH been a pain all weekend as he is a summer fisherman, spends all his summer weekends up at dawn, back late which is excellent . I spend lazy weekends (inbetween the houswork) just with the ponies. Then the seasons stops and he sarcily says whenever I go through the door, HORSES AGAIN !!! I am going to buy loads of winter fishie coats for xmas in the hope he will take up winter fishing and b*****r off to the riverbank |
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Post by stinkpig on Dec 3, 2007 8:14:22 GMT
Go go medic !
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Post by mara on Dec 3, 2007 16:16:35 GMT
Medic beat me to it only mine isn't an ex - yet However, having read about oh's who play with their bits etc maybe he isn't so bad after all  |
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Post by SAD PERSON on Dec 3, 2007 23:20:35 GMT
Medic beat me to it only mine isn't an ex - yet However, having read about oh's who play with their bits etc maybe he isn't so bad after all Has your hubby every run around which his watch on his 'gentleman' shouting, ' have you got the time on you cock'. I laugh everytime I tell the story. sorry, i know i am sad.... |
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Post by lolly on Dec 4, 2007 11:04:28 GMT
Typical male intelligence My OH as he is bored as fishing season stopped and has far too much spare time at weekends on his hands decided to delete all watched saved films on sky box, my horse whispera, dirty dancing, kinky boots etc and the last episode of spooks (not watched). I so want to stick pins in him today too. The other annoying thing he does is email me things rather than picking up the phone for example: Gram died this morning! Yes I was sat at my computer all that particular morning in floods. Valentines Day got this message, no card or soppy email Puppy messed in ensuite forgot to clean it up, dont stand it when you get up (he goes to work a hour before me) TOO LATE and yes I should have put the light on. Booked wrong holiday destination and got confused with date.....yes he did and no he wasnt kidding, THE LIST GOES ON |
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Post by skint on Dec 4, 2007 11:06:37 GMT
Overbent I know I shouldnt encourage your husband but I think the glasses thing was really funny
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 4, 2007 14:50:47 GMT
Skint - I once saw a show in Nottingham called Puppetry of the Pen!s - sounds like it would appeal to you! I was especially impressed with the Eiffel Tower and the Hamburger . . . . . Not the sort of thing you could take your Gran to see!
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Post by skint on Dec 4, 2007 15:08:11 GMT
Well milliesmum - I had you down as a clean living yummy mummy I bet you had to be dragged to see the show. Isnt it funny how you have a picture of someone in your mind.
We ought to do a thread about what others imagine us to look like - mind you we would probably insult a few members if we say they sound 50 and they are only 30
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 4, 2007 15:11:33 GMT
LOL!! Was a last minute thing as one of the original group was ill so there was a spare ticket! Does beg the question 'How did they find out they could do that?'!!!
We should do one of those things where we post baby photos and run a competition to see who can get the most rignt!
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Post by maria on Dec 4, 2007 21:37:44 GMT
LOL!! Was a last minute thing as one of the original group was ill so there was a spare ticket! Does beg the question 'How did they find out they could do that?'!!! We should do one of those things where we post baby photos and run a competition to see who can get the most rignt! Yes I agree, I thought milliesmum was a clean living, tea on the table, kids lift to school mum, gosh I am shocked.....Actually, I have seen this act on sky, I thought the same, how did they find out that they could do these things... |
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 4, 2007 21:53:21 GMT
I do do all that stuff as well . . . . . . !
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Post by lolly on Dec 5, 2007 8:28:52 GMT
For fun please dont anybody take offence Overbent: I see as tall, thin, early fourties, dark hair, attractive, with a olive complexion and red lips, and a chainsmoker. I would imagine she could be quite dramatic and highly strung at times but from her threads can tell she is a caring mummy. Milliesmum: I see as blonde, short hair, medium height, bubbly smile and in her 30s surrrounded by kids, their friends and unruly animals, and like skint says a yummy mummy who does fab kids partys. Skint : well that would be telling  Stinkpig: I would say a very glamourous blonde, thin and always wears expensive perfumes, rides something warmblooded or cool looking |
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He has never ever cleaned the bathroom in all the years we have been together
