Annoying things other halves do and fun chit chat

[stinkpig]

Lolly, how clever are you ! Almost right, PBA and not that glamourous !!

[skint]

I had overbent as tall willowy dark haired with a pencil behind her ear (to jot down humourous notes) and a glass of red wine in the other, wearing really casual clothes with panache eg husbands shirt tied at the waist and looking fabulous.

[skint]

Guestless I imagine to be really tall and slim, with short dark hair and taking no nonsense from anyone

Milliesmum - I bet she is really organised - always takes a packed lunch to a show and never ever forgets anything - (unlike me)

Stinkpig very efficient career person highly intelligent power dresser

Lolly - no comment as she is my bestest friend

Come on you lot what do you imagine me and Lolly to look like

[skint]

Halfpass I imagine to be an earth mother - feeding everyone up with good hearty meals and being a shoulder to cry on to everyone

[Milliesmum]

lolly said:

Milliesmum: I see as blonde, short hair, medium height, bubbly smile and in her 30s surrrounded by kids, their friends and unruly animals, and like skint says a yummy mummy who does fab kids partys.

:DLOL wish I was!! As for the parties I take hubby's credit card to Planet Happy!! And a Tesco's birthday cake!

I do take packed lunches, but only when I'm dieting! Otherwise it's bacon butties and polystyrene cups of coffee. Actually just before I read this was making balloon animals with the kids!


OK: Lolly - imagine to be medium height, long brown wavy hair, (don't know why), very busy dashing from work to yard to home always in a hurry. Never far from large handbag which contains all the stuff she might ever need. One of those people who's always got a clean tissue and an emery board when you need it! And one of those people who always takes on animals in need of a good home.

Skint - Small, lots of nervous energy, dark hair, workmanlike, practical gets-it-done sort of a person. Doing one job whilst thinking where she needs to be next.

[stinkpig]

Efficint, i like to think so i do try
Career person, definately not, work to keep the gees
Power dresser, if green wellies and a cap count then thats me ! Although have been known to scrub up ok at times ha ha

[stinkpig]

Efficient i like to think so i do try
Career person, definately not, work to keep the gees
Power dresser, if green wellies and a cap count then thats me ! Although have been known to scrub up ok at times ha ha

[flashthecash]

THis thread has made me chuckle! Thanks ladies..

[lolly]

[glow=red,2,300]Skint :practical gets-it-done sort of a person[/glow] did you say Milliesmum LOL definately not more like a .....well keep guessing infact you are wrong totally about everything ...have another go

Flash The Cash I see as dark haired, small, matter of fact, helpful and kind but doesnt stand any nonsense, and a great cook. I would imagine her house to be very christmassy and warm

As for me you got me over half right millies mum, especially with the bag, and animals side, and yes spend my life dashing everywhere trying to balance the balls., But long brown hair wrong ...outgrown blonde bob at moment on dippy 5.3 size 12 body

[flashthecash]

lolly said:

[glow=red,2,300]Skint :practical gets-it-done sort of a person[/glow]

Flash The Cash I see as dark haired, small, matter of fact, helpful and kind but doesnt stand any nonsense, and a great cook. I would imagine her house to be very christmassy and warm

LOL.. LOLLY! the hair colour is wrong and the house! it's not chrismassy at all Warm Yes!.. I alway have the heating on

I see you, Lolly, as Petite, mousie coloured hair, to the nape of your neck. Wears smart suits at work and the rest of the time, you live in your jods. Your always on the go, be it work or the horses and your more at ease with horsey folk...

How did I do?

[lolly]

FTC not too bad see the post above, today though not waring flashy suit going for the teen mid life crisis look, leggings black hi heel boots and and a purple black and gold mini smock dress, well it made boss look twice although that isnt necessarily good

for a laugh what do you think old kmg looks like

[kmg]

before anyone answers that can i just add that i am not old!

and less of the "for a laugh lolly!"

[flashthecash]

lolly said:

for a laugh what do you think old kmg looks like

HHhummmm.... Petite... shoulder length hair... blonde. late 20's yearly 30's. Laid back, likes a good laugh and plenty of plonk
Drives a 4x4.

[lolly]

Plenty of Plonk bit right

[kmg]

what is plonk?

i'm guessing it means i'm stupid by the way lolly is laughing?!

[lolly]

ime laughing and crying at the same time please someone explain the word plonk to her as I am incapable

[kmg]

its ok lolly, you keep laughing at me!
i've just asked a colleague at work and they said you mean "plonker" or "dipstick" oh well.......thank you! your a dipstick too!!

[flashthecash]

Sorry Kmg.. "PLONK" = BOOZE

[kmg]

thanks flashthecash!! oh and in that case yes your right!! :-)

[lolly]

[Milliesmum]

OK KMG, this is the picture I have in my head.

Petite, long hair, curvaceous 20-something, quite glamorous, likes a label. Career girl but can be a bit scatty sometimes. Can see you in a little sporty type car, or walking a really big unruly dog!!

How did I do?

[kmg]

you did well! really well infact!

i'm 22, 5"5, long brown hair, had a sporty car, (but wrote it off in the floods! ha ha) like lots of labels, like to think i am glamorous and used to have 4 German Sherherds! (my favourite dog) until they had to be put down

i'm impressed! have a karma!

[skint]

KMG your favourite quote is "I am a model you know"

[lolly]

Oh yes forgot kgm was a part time model for construction workware, overalls , flourescent coats etc

[kmg]

ha ha..........Cheeky witch!

[Milliesmum]

Could audition for a Village People tribute band?

[lolly]

Yes she would be perfect for that, go for it kmg

YMCA

PS ware a good bra though hun

[kmg]

I would be better at a Girls Aloud tribute band..........

lolly, you could make your own band up, to include members that cant sing and cant dance!!!

[flashthecash]

kmg said:

lolly, you could make your own band up, to include members that cant sing and cant dance!!!

Could I audition for it, pleaseeeeeeeeeee

[SAD PERSON]

overbent said:

OMG!!!! Am laughing so much i can barely type

Skint...you asked for a description of yourself and lolly

Skint...Quite short, slim, with ash blond short funky hair, sharp attractive features to match a sharp mind, very blue eyes, looks great without make-up, permanently in jods and boots, a bit scatty, funny, a very reliable and true friend.

Lolly.....you said a blond bob, however, i would have said blond curly hair, not frizzy but quite couiffered (spelling?) smiley brown eyes, kind attractive features, apart from the expression that comes over your face when you are sticking pins in the voodoo doll of your boss! Again, as for skint, a true and trustworthy friend.


Am i any closer with my description to yours of me!!! LOL I've always wanted to be statuesque, only one plus about being short, does get me out of alot of scrapes!!!

These have given my a good laugh, but was has happened to annoying things that other halves do........