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Post by halfpass on Dec 22, 2007 22:13:23 GMT
your dreamin!
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Post by oj on Dec 22, 2007 22:17:07 GMT
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Post by lolly on Dec 24, 2007 20:29:09 GMT
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 24, 2007 20:31:19 GMT
One of these weekends I'm going to visit your neck of the woods 'cos it sound like you have the best time!!!!
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Post by stinkpig on Dec 24, 2007 20:54:00 GMT
Me too mm but could we stand the pace i wonder !
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 24, 2007 20:56:16 GMT
Hmm, the trick is to drink something '& Coke', then when you go on to plain Coke no-one notices!!!
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Post by stinkpig on Dec 24, 2007 20:57:18 GMT
You are truly my sort of drinking partner !!!
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 24, 2007 21:01:44 GMT
Well I like a drink, but I like to keep it down as well!! Can't understand it when people can't have a good time without making themselves ill. Plus I can remember the evidence for blackmail purposes!
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Post by stinkpig on Dec 24, 2007 21:06:04 GMT
I agree its nice to have a few but its better to know when to stop and i love to file things for future reference not that i haven't had 1 too many on several occassions !!!
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 24, 2007 21:15:24 GMT
Yes, have been revoltingly ill on several occasions, but like to think I've learnt my lesson!! I don't cope with hangovers well.
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Post by halfpass on Dec 25, 2007 17:10:09 GMT
When my head collides with the floor that is when I'm sure I've had enough its the bit before that that I have the problem with you know the bit were you're doing the can-can on the table or making lude passes at someones husband. but worst of all its the drive home when your face is stuck to car window and you've got a bit of pork-pie stuck in your hair and you don't need a sick bag you need an exorcist now thats when you know that you've had that one to many
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 25, 2007 18:36:52 GMT
You're not drunk till you can lie flat out in the middle of the floor and STILL need to hold on! Halfpass I bet you can sleep with your eyes open in order to avoid the 'Whirling Pit' thing that happens when you close your eyes!
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Post by halfpass on Dec 25, 2007 20:44:47 GMT
even with my eyes open the room still spins but I have to say this has'nt happend for some time. I think with age I have lernt how to pace myself or I have yet to sober up
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Post by stinkpig on Dec 26, 2007 10:18:03 GMT
When you're wasted, lie on your stomach with one foot out of the bed and on the floor ! Try it , it really does stop you throwing up !!
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Post by lolly on Dec 26, 2007 18:13:46 GMT
oh how i am so not drinking red wine again, never ever ever ever again....... horrid poisinous stuff (mods so need a puke smilie), gowd try mucking four out on a hangover sickie from hell, not good, not good at all. still feel poorly sick Of course totally other halves fault as HE INSISTED ON BL***y driving last night (only cos he was hung over from xmas eve) and SUNDAY NIGHT...so I could have a drink....  |
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Post by stinkpig on Dec 26, 2007 18:20:47 GMT
At least he drives sometimes thats more than mine does ! The only time i get to have a drink is if i go out with the girls, one doesn't drink at all so she drives, now thats a real friend.
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Post by break dancer on Dec 30, 2007 21:36:37 GMT
h At least he drives sometimes thats more than mine does ! The only time i get to have a drink is if i go out with the girls, one doesn't drink at all so she drives, now thats a real friend. Back to the Chit Chat !!!! This weekend I went to Funny Girls at Blackpool, it cost £5.50 to go in, and I must say it was the best £5 I have ever spent, they were entertaining, funny, good dancers, and the costumes were fab, has anyone been..... |
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 30, 2007 21:39:41 GMT
No haven't been, but have been told how good it is by a friend who went. Her mates took her there but neglected to give her any pre-warning as to what it was all about, think it took her about an hour and a half to twig . . . . . . . .
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Post by break dancer on Dec 30, 2007 21:44:24 GMT
No haven't been, but have been told how good it is by a friend who went. Her mates took her there but neglected to give her any pre-warning as to what it was all about, think it took her about an hour and a half to twig . . . . . . . . you must try and go, get a few of you together, you will have a fab night, my husband thought it was great, as did the other men with us.... |
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Post by ferret on Dec 30, 2007 21:56:56 GMT
funny girls is fab !!! The Birdcage in manchester is supposed to be similar too  |
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Post by Milliesmum on Dec 30, 2007 22:06:35 GMT
Well the problem we had was that we had taken the kids to Blackpool for the October half term week. We would have gone, but would have meant leaving the kids with the hubbies, both of whom have heart trouble and aren't up to coping with hyped up candy floss stuffed little'uns!! And to be honest, Blackpool in the school holidays really wasn't my cup of tea - call me a snob but I can stand my own rugrats but don't want to be surrounded by everyone elses!!!
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Post by happy person on Jan 2, 2008 23:18:14 GMT
Well the problem we had was that we had taken the kids to Blackpool for the October half term week. We would have gone, but would have meant leaving the kids with the hubbies, both of whom have heart trouble and aren't up to coping with hyped up candy floss stuffed little'uns!! And to be honest, Blackpool in the school holidays really wasn't my cup of tea - call me a snob but I can stand my own rugrats but don't want to be surrounded by everyone elses!!! whats wrong with just locking the kids in the car for a couple of hours, and all going out for a good booze up and a laugh. I cant see a problem myself... lol.... |
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 2, 2008 23:28:00 GMT
Hmmm - wouldn't bother me but Social Services tend to take a dim view of it . . . . . . . !!!
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Post by lolly on Jan 3, 2008 7:56:12 GMT
OH away with work last night for first time in ages, oh bliss, king size bed to moi little old self, telly control to zap between chanels to my hearts desire, choccies and wine (diet starts saturday) kids at pictures, just me and little lorry dogs vegging out ............nope darling kiddiess decided not go to piccies and to go to blockbusters instead, get gross scary naff teen movie and come home and keep little old mummy company as she was all on her lonesome..........  not forgetting to bring friends too) oh and you wouldnt do us some Pizza and chips....mumsy  ime so lucky to have them......  |
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Post by halfpass on Jan 3, 2008 13:33:37 GMT
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Post by lolly on Jan 3, 2008 13:41:54 GMT
skint can pole dance wonderfully well........ you could have a competition when we meet  ps will gladly send you a teen for a week if you feel you are missing out on parenting, skint will send you hers too..... infact you could have em all while we go on holiday..... |
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Post by lolly on Jan 3, 2008 14:18:40 GMT
somewhere hot with no horses in sight , just margaritas sunloungers clear cool sea water and white sands... oh Dame H its so good of you to have the kids  sat here giggling just imagining you flapping around after them, do you want them sending via parcel force or special delivery  gowd club 18 to 30 would never manage it now, skint would love it though......... I was thinking more 7 star if you know what i mean  ps dame H do you take stubborn shetties and unruly lorry dogs too it would be great if you could offer the whole package |
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Post by halfpass on Jan 3, 2008 15:25:45 GMT
With all this technology you would of thought someone would of come up with a place you could send kids to at birth and you get them back when they are old enough to go out to work. that would solve a lot of problems. but don't send them to me, I'm an old fashioned type of gal and believe children should be seen and not heard and preferably not seen at all and not heard at all. its bad enough OH being 21yrs younger without introducing kids into the equations I think he would kill me if I even suggested it. I think I would be far better off coming with you lot and making the cabana boys cry sooooo much more fun.
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Post by halfpass on Jan 3, 2008 22:06:12 GMT
noooooooooooo unless you want your kids in pherapy for the next hundred years and me on double doses of prosac
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Post by lolly on Jan 4, 2008 9:07:45 GMT
Halfpass I think you are just kidding and would love it, they would give you a whole new perspective on life, plus i can provide prozac......would love to be a fly on the wall if all kids arrived at yours thinking about it........It would actually make a good film wouldnt it, infact Overbent you could write a book, then it could be made into a film, it would make you millions, and then you could take us all on holiday.....lots I can also send kmg as a nanny, she is a bit like Mary Poppins |
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not forgetting to bring friends too) oh and you wouldnt do us some Pizza and chips....mumsy 
