Cold & Flu Remedies???

[seahorse]

Hope you feel better soon halfpass, just remember if OH gets you can return the pampering or not. lol

[stinkpig]

Hope you're feeling better halfpass.

[halfpass]

my thanks to you all I will just have to put a brave face on it, I dare say I will live to fight another day,the only good thing is I have spent all day watching chick flick it's been brill no one saying oh we have'nt got to watch that rubbish, I can watch what I want and this now nearly empty bottle of brandy is working its charm

[stinkpig]

But do remember what brandy is supposed to do to you halfpass !

[seahorse]

Oh fill the rest of us in what happens to halfpass on Brandy.

Good to have you back and semi consious halfpass

[stinkpig]

Whisky makes you frisky, brandy makes you ra..y

[seahorse]

Fantastic so now I just need to find a fit man and some brandy (am now leaving to go to local fire station)

[stinkpig]

wait for me i'll just get my coat !!!

[seahorse]

ok dam cant find any brandy can you bring that as well

[stinkpig]

Not a problem shall i bring two bottles !

[seahorse]

yes please. I will bring some disposable glasses

[stinkpig]

Oh and don't forget the canapes

[seahorse]

oh yes and pringles you must have pringles will stop at sainsbury on route anything else we need lol

[stinkpig]

sausages on sticks and cheese and pineapple please

[seahorse]

Am now getting slightly worried that all this food is going to dilute the affect of the brandy can you bring three

[truckpilot]

the remedy that worked for me was :- 1/2 pint glass, 1/2 filled with whisky 1/4 orange juice and 1/4 hot water. Drink it down in one but,,,, the trick is, to be in bed and sleeping before the room starts to spin.

[stinkpig]

Is this before or after we've been to see the firemen ?

[seahorse]

I think afterwards may be better

[stinkpig]

Yeah, i don't party well on a full stomach !

[seahorse]

What do you think the chance is of getting a fire engine on duty at Puk this year we could party all week. and try to remember to get to a few classes.

[stinkpig]

I think chances are good. Could we not arrange for a small child to get their head stuck in some railings, you could faint when you see them and i could call the fire-brigade !

[seahorse]

Great idea but whose child are we going to borrow, parents can get upset about that kind of thing cant think why, we would also need a different child everyday

[stinkpig]

I'm sure that some of the parents would pay us to take their little darlings off their hands for the day !

[seahorse]

Great so we paid as well this is excellent am guessing that like me you dont have monsters sorry children. CAn see front page of Horse and Hound now safety of children being investicated at major shows

Fart monkey is very good at ge.tting in to trouble I could teach him with the aid of banannas to get struck somewhere and then we could wail poor pony help help him.

[stinkpig]

OMG its getting better by the minute, the thing with children is they never have an off button do they ?

[seahorse]

No bless them I am a qualified nanny never used it after meeting real ones it put me off. I thought it would be a great money making opp ponies and kids. Farts said he will do it for an extra bag of horsgage a night and two nets of carrots atnd bannana plus he can do cute and fluffy may geat the rspca if we use him more than twice.

[stinkpig]

My filly thinks shes Claudia Schiffer so not quite sure what she would want , have a word when i feed her in the morning.

[seahorse]

Show her a photo of farts though you better give his proper name Fart monkey may put her off he is a good with ladies and would share is bounty they could come to an arrangement togeather

[stinkpig]

I'm sure she would love to, like Claudia shes always up for a good time !

[seahorse]

So is he, he was gelded at three and still thinks he is the ultimate stud muffin at rising 6 what is your lady