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Post by arrogorn on Feb 5, 2008 11:03:03 GMT
Had a dreadful week this week with the neds, and heard so much sad news , the dark nights are still here (although they are getting lighter) and the wet cold weather I was thinking what would be the weirdest thing I'd do if I didnt have the neds??
a few thoughts Breed peacocks, start knitting hamster coats, open a nail studio for dogs and cats, in fact any pet with nails
Any ideas?
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Post by arrogorn on Feb 5, 2008 11:12:59 GMT
How funny it keeps changing my Peac**ks into Peathingys automatically thats really made me laugh!! I must go and get ready for work rather than amusing myself here!
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Post by spot on Feb 5, 2008 13:38:04 GMT
I had a BAD week last week! I did tell every one that i was going to sell the neds and show rabbit instead! They even do rabbit jumping which i could have a go at, because there would be no problems with me falling of! ;)http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cNPOdffkkLo
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Post by spot on Feb 5, 2008 14:35:45 GMT
redmaddi given you a karma, what a good idea! I could use their wool to make jumpers for poorly hampsters!
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 5, 2008 14:45:53 GMT
LOL Love the sheep! Makes a better shape than some horses I've seen!!!
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Post by stinkpig on Feb 5, 2008 19:17:42 GMT
How about selling rocking horse poo
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 5, 2008 19:21:50 GMT
Punching the holes in crumpets.
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Post by seahorse on Feb 5, 2008 19:33:20 GMT
Making boots for centipeeds
(mind yu if I diddnt have horses would not be staggering round with one hand on hip, and a back ache)
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Post by shelleyj on Feb 5, 2008 19:53:02 GMT
making bonfires with money!
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Post by stinkpig on Feb 5, 2008 20:35:09 GMT
knitting shreddies
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 5, 2008 22:04:12 GMT
basket weaving!!!!!
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 5, 2008 22:06:10 GMT
Mystery shopper - how good is that? Going shopping with someone elses money and getting paid for it!!!!!
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Post by seahorse on Feb 5, 2008 22:25:53 GMT
My dream job after horses
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 5, 2008 22:30:48 GMT
house work??? thank god i got ponies!!!
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Post by seahorse on Feb 5, 2008 22:49:14 GMT
People keep mentioning house work on here what is it, is it a new showing class without the ponies
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 5, 2008 23:00:03 GMT
its what non horsey people do when they are bored!!! i wish they gave out rosettes for it i would be much more enthusiastic!!!!
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Post by seahorse on Feb 5, 2008 23:03:19 GMT
what a good idea so is this the thing you do with the scary suckey thing that picks up shavings on the carpet my mum gave me, and what I use just before she come round
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 5, 2008 23:34:18 GMT
You've got it wrong seahorse, you leave it standing in a corner and your mum tuts and then uses it when she comes round . . .. . . . Same thing works with washing up . . . . . OH always notices when mum's been visiting!!!
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Post by seahorse on Feb 5, 2008 23:41:29 GMT
dam must try that one the only problem is she lives over 2hr away and I dont see them that often (not my fault they dont want to come to shows, they still have never met afra yet belive it or not, I did try to suggest walking down a muddy track and a cross two fields to him, for somereason they said no) I always have a guilt trip especially as they paid for most of funiture lol and the sucky thing and the hot thing that puts creases in to my clothes which work insisted I use the other day. It was very embassing had to go to warehouse and stand hidden in my pants while ironing so I shock did not scare customers. I get my own back on days off wandering round food hall in jods after doing the quads
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Post by lolly on Feb 6, 2008 8:03:58 GMT
I would have a vw beetle softtop with a flower in the dashboard. Have expensive holidays, arga ...red of course, nice designer clothes and see OH and family on a regular basis.
I would also be board out of my head, loose my bestist friends as I would have nothing to talk about if it wasnt horsy, balloon to a size 20 through no excercise.
Its so hard having horses but arnt we lucky, given you a karma arrogorn, can sympathise, had a dreadful week myself
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Post by magpie on Feb 6, 2008 10:23:30 GMT
well wouldnt you have your own personal trainer??? thats what i would do ha ha!!
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Post by pipsqueek on Feb 6, 2008 15:10:39 GMT
some times wouldn't you just wish you could have a lie in bed for a change on my days off i wake up instantly look at the clock and think oh my god. i better get up and feed the ponies,else they will be looking at their wrist watches and shouting across the yard
wheres my breakfast !!!! and my house would be have the chance for me to get the cob webs off it and the instruction book out on how to use it and we would be able to catch up with all the soap programs
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 6, 2008 19:37:29 GMT
just think what a wonderful life we could have!!!!!! just think some sorts pay a fortune to be a health farm out in the sticks covered in mud!!!! we would be rich & clean, but as mad as a box of frogs on e numbers without horse therapy :-) god bless their stinky lil hides!!!!!(mud n all) dont tell me ponies i said that, they got big enough egos now!!!!!!
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Post by thecremellosociety on Feb 7, 2008 18:43:46 GMT
the equivalant of horse owner ship
stand in a cold shower, up to knees in muck and sh1t and tear up 5 pound notes ............
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Post by stinkpig on Feb 7, 2008 19:39:50 GMT
only five pound notes ?
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 7, 2008 23:39:06 GMT
FLUSH DIAMONDS DOWN THE LOO!!!!
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 8, 2008 8:07:36 GMT
Have children they eat nearly as much money as horses . . . . . .
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Post by lolly on Feb 8, 2008 10:55:38 GMT
milliesmum wait until there in their teens, thats scary, and when they become 21 OMG
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Post by lolly on Feb 8, 2008 12:01:36 GMT
My 21 year old got a company car on Tuesday, by Thursday we have a dint in the bumper, a parking ticket and a speeding ticket.
He has put a offer in on a apartment and couldnt even afford to pay his last mobile phone bill
He is free to any home, good or bad
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 8, 2008 15:52:07 GMT
if didnt have horses you could send little darlings to boarding school!!!! no moaning about what feeding them, no rows about tiding their rooms as it would be new international headquatre of ebay empire!!!!!! no having to drag your self out at ungodly hours to collect them from some unsuitable place, being able to get in the bathroom before work, being able to find a drinking glass etc etc etc etc
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