it shouldn`t happen to a vets receptionist part 2

[spot]

I thought you might like some more funny anecdotes about life as a veterinary receptionist.

client say`s " My hampster has a large growth on his tummy", turns out that this hampster is a BOY!

Client say`s " I bought two female guinea pigs, they have had babies."

Then we have a client who talks to her SPIRIT guide when she is in a consult, if the spirit guide approves then the vet can procede!

And finally the client who said "you can`t put my cat to sleep he is my FAMILIAR!"

[Milliesmum]

My niece wanted a female kitten. So sister in law goes out and buys female kitten, pink bed, pink collar, pink feeding bowls, you get the picture. Niece christens cat 'Maisie'. Three weeks later guess what appears . . . . . x 2 . . . . . . just below the tail . . . . . yup, 'Maisie' is now called Macey and is waiting to have them removed at the vet's!!!

[dun4u]

He's going to have a terrible complex if he's still surrounded by pink!!!

[Milliesmum]

Apparently he's boycotted the cat bed and turfed the dog out of his basket. Sister-in-law comes downstairs to find dog asleep on doormat and cat stretched out in dog basket! So she's decided to buy two large baskets and let them sort themselves out!