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Post by stinkpig on Feb 18, 2008 19:37:36 GMT
Or you could plait the hairs that poke out.....very attractive !
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Post by halfpass on Feb 18, 2008 19:47:17 GMT
and put beads on the braids, know here's a tip for some of you stressed out gals always keep a pair of flesh colored ballet tights in the draw then if you don't have time to shave your legs put them on and your normal tights over the top, hey presto hairy legs disappear. God I'm good to you lot.  |
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Post by stinkpig on Feb 18, 2008 19:57:04 GMT
And how in gods name did you find out that that works i wonder  ? |
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Post by shelleyj on Feb 18, 2008 20:15:52 GMT
Marlene Dietrich!
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Post by halfpass on Feb 18, 2008 20:15:56 GMT
Know thats a topic that I could not possibly go into on here but it will be intresting to see the guesses that follow
Thanks shellyj my spelling has never been the strong piont
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 18, 2008 20:32:10 GMT
Well must confess to being privy to certain facts, but my lips are sealed!!!
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Post by lolly on Feb 18, 2008 20:33:36 GMT
Halfpass you made me laugh I used to go every friday dinner without fail and buy a pair of American Tan 20 denier tights  to wear under my fishnets to make my very pale legs look brown. They never lasted more than one friday night out though as my falsies used to go through them as soon as the brandy and babysham kicked in. Gowd they were the days, everybody said the 60 s was good but give me back the eighties any day Anyway if anyone wants to come I will find out the date and if you pm me will give you directions. Fancy dress a must though |
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Post by halfpass on Feb 18, 2008 20:39:55 GMT
did you know that you can buy false bums for the girl who's not got much junk in her trunk, the only problem is that they are made of foam rubber so you can't wear them when its wet other wise your bum ends up at your ankles
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Post by seahorse on Feb 18, 2008 21:39:11 GMT
OMG ROFL Have a karma halfpass
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 18, 2008 22:14:09 GMT
OMG, don't know any woman alive who would want a bigger bum!!!! Come to think of it, why would anyone want a rubber backside - OMG don't answer that!! And what sort of shop sells them? and what do you ask for? Off at a tangent, but this made me think of a shopping trip with mum some years ago, mum had been trying on swimsuits, which is difficult as she has had a mastectomy and wore a fake bosom. We went all around town, in dozens of shops, had lunch etc., eventually sat down on the bus to go home, whereupon mum discovers she is minus fake bosom!! Had to retrace our steps, asking all the lost property depts. if they had found a boob in their changing rooms! Was eventually located in British Home Stores! Good job mum has a sense of humour!!! |
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Post by halfpass on Feb 19, 2008 20:08:37 GMT
it's not a whole bum but a bit like oversized chicken fillets just to give a bit of shape they are American and I think you get them at Arse-R-US or maybe BUMDEALS
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Post by stinkpig on Feb 19, 2008 20:14:50 GMT
Or Butts-R-Us !
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 19, 2008 20:18:36 GMT
Is there a mail order company called Arse-send?
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Post by halfpass on Feb 19, 2008 20:26:04 GMT
I can see this getting silly but I have seen one called butt-buddies I was to frightend to look
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Post by stinkpig on Feb 19, 2008 20:28:35 GMT
Are they like Buzz Bunnies ?
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Post by halfpass on Feb 19, 2008 20:34:05 GMT
Ooo bless some how I don't think so
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Post by stinkpig on Feb 19, 2008 20:43:05 GMT
Shame !
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to wear under my fishnets to make my very pale legs look brown. They never lasted more than one friday night out though as my falsies used to go through them as soon as the brandy and babysham kicked in.