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Post by Judge2 on Nov 25, 2006 21:07:29 GMT
Bored with all the usual gossip etc. so have decided to lighten things up a little!!
Who would you send into the jungle and why?!! PLEASE PLEASE don't be bit*hy as this is supposed to be very tongue in cheek and only a bit of a giggle - nothing nasty please?
Here is mine for starters:
Davina Whiteman - to get everyone sorted out and probably bring in some controversial rule.
Liz Mansfield - to spar against other members and bring in her jungle experience.
Anne Smalley - Liz's co-traveller and another strong willed female to stir the pot.
Matthew Lawrence - to bring in some humour and saucy behaviour.
John Roberts - another funny bad boy who would make everyone giggle.
Michael Sharpley - would love to see him do a bush tucker trial.
Lizzie Briant - another character who would probably be fun to have around and would let everyone know whats what.
Katie Jerram - a born laugher who is just fun to be around.
Craig Elenor - for a bit of male talent.
Phil Cooper - for a bit more male talent and humour.
Just a laugh - all above please don't be offended - just shows you are noticed and liked!!
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Post by sallyw on Nov 26, 2006 8:21:56 GMT
I agree with Davina Whiteman. How about Jocelyn Price - she would be sure to have some glamorous outfits.
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Post by jungle fan on Nov 26, 2006 15:24:22 GMT
I agree with Davina Whiteman. How about Jocelyn Price - she would be sure to have some glamorous outfits. Davina Whiteman; she would have to do as she was told!!...or would she!! Mathew Lawrence; because he probably wouldnt be able to win everything!!...or could he??!!! Pat Campbell; love to see her in some lycra shorts climbing a tree!! (NOT)!!! Anne Vestey; Tough,level headed,good leader/listener and throw her into any situation and she would cope Maxine Bevan Jones: having to live without hairdresser/makeup for several weeks ( shes always immaculate!) Simon Bigley: in that waterfall showering...hmmmmmmm!!!! just a few for starters!!! |
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Post by Wiltshire Man on Nov 26, 2006 22:21:45 GMT
Jocelyn Price - Gucci Lady!!!
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Post by dillis on Nov 30, 2006 17:31:41 GMT
This is a great thread my mother in law had a great laugh when I told you wanted to send her to the jungle!! and she fully approved of (most ) of her fellow "celebrities", what about Judy Harvey, she'd be fun and game for most things (and I'm sure she'd manage to smuggle a wine box and a few glasses in somehow)
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Post by in my dreams on Dec 2, 2006 17:41:03 GMT
Robert Walker.....just a great allrounder
Chris Hunnable....good fun and everyones friend
Pippa Funnell....focused,competitive and not a bad loser
Carl Hester....purely for entertainment!!
Mark Tamplin....Fit,attractive and would look fab in shorts!
Pauline Barfield...interesting to see if she could rough it for a few weeks
Carol Issacs...get stuck in and get on with it
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Post by Father Christmas on Dec 2, 2006 18:07:11 GMT
Olympia Get me out of Here!
Matthew Lawrence - with all the girls about he might not get much sleep
Lucinda Hird - a true adventurer who'll go where no man will have dared go before
Debbie Harrison - small enough to get out of anything...almost!
Sam Roberts - Perhaps not as brave as many would think.....
Alice Barr - a real goer and always up there for a giggle
Lucy Craven - Been there seen it done it won it but prefers her bikini
Dain Athenden - A real lion stalker and not one to miss out on anything
Jane Weller - the camp's wise old bird
Allison Edwards - the spokesperson
Jack Starkie - bound to be a front runner but catch him if you can
Philippa James - bit of a daddy's girl so might get home sick
Glenn Ryder-Phillips - Small but very sensible and definitely not afraid of the big guys
Aimee (&^%$ - Likely to say to her mum "Don't stop me now I'm having a good time"
Katy Carter - could be a bit too blonde then again she could be good with routes
Carol Isaac - older, braver, fitter & not one to give up
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Post by Fancy that on Dec 2, 2006 20:55:31 GMT
"Sam Roberts - Perhaps not as brave as many would think....."
She'd better get some guts quick, if that mare behaves like she did last year!
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Post by off thread on Dec 3, 2006 18:37:45 GMT
Sorry for the side-line, but who did Sam Roberts ride last year? There was one very upset Fell, is all I can remember. Was that her? Poor soul, whoever it was.
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Post by ppp on Dec 3, 2006 19:23:21 GMT
No sam wasn't riding her, the regular rider was (and it was a dales not a fell  ) |
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Post by Santas helper on Dec 3, 2006 20:18:00 GMT
Olympia Get me out of Here! Matthew Lawrence - with all the girls about he might not get much sleep Lucinda Hird - a true adventurer who'll go where no man will have dared go before Debbie Harrison - small enough to get out of anything...almost! Sam Roberts - Perhaps not as brave as many would think..... Alice Barr - a real goer and always up there for a giggle Lucy Craven - Been there seen it done it won it but prefers her bikini Dain Athenden - A real lion stalker and not one to miss out on anything Jane Weller - the camp's wise old bird Allison Edwards - the spokesperson Jack Starkie - bound to be a front runner but catch him if you can Philippa James - bit of a daddy's girl so might get home sick Glenn Ryder-Phillips - Small but very sensible and definitely not afraid of the big guys Aimee (&^%$ - Likely to say to her mum "Don't stop me now I'm having a good time" Katy Carter - could be a bit too blonde then again she could be good with routes Carol Isaac - older, braver, fitter & not one to give up I don't think that some of your comments are very nice Father Christmas, do you personally know all of these people? I doubt it otherwise you might have said slightly different things. I thought Christmas was the time of good will to all men (& women) you must just be one of those high street fakes that has sat in a department store grotto for too long |
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Post by Snowy on Dec 3, 2006 20:27:18 GMT
Come on Helper chill! Have a sense of humour. Nothing nasty in the Olympia runners. Why don't you add a few yourself and Smile  after all it is Christmas! Sam Roberts will go for a win be sure but bet she'll be as nervous as the rest of us in the afternoon. |
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Post by nooooo on Dec 3, 2006 20:40:29 GMT
Pauline Barfield...interesting to see if she could rough it for a few weeks NOOOOOOOOOO  You can't send pauline Santa Claus. you missed Cheryl Street, a fantastic rider, lovely girl and turns her ponies out to absolute perfection ;D |
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Post by Compo on Dec 3, 2006 20:50:33 GMT
OoooooH lets send Jackie Webb instead |
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Post by ammevo on Dec 3, 2006 21:20:55 GMT
How about Jenny she'll keep everyone awake
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Post by Riality Show on Dec 4, 2006 14:20:16 GMT
Jack and Jenn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D They'll make sure we play by the Rules We'll have to see if they do |
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Post by Meldrew on Dec 4, 2006 14:44:32 GMT
Lovely ladies both of them. Really good sports & winners with every audience
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Post by Love Island on Dec 4, 2006 21:08:46 GMT
Ant and Dek to date Jacky and Jenn!!! The truth is out! |
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Post by cake on Dec 4, 2006 22:44:57 GMT
I would send the Firle Stud Show Team into the jungle:
Debbie Barr to do not a lot .
Bruce Breach to collect the wood and make the fire.
Michelle to clean and tidy the camp.
Sophie Davidson to cook and entertain .
Judy Hawkins to pour the jungle juice and be fashion icon.
Isabel Barr to keep us awake!!
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Post by traveller on Dec 6, 2006 19:32:05 GMT
bruce should be king of the jungle, not woodman
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Post by u missed one on Dec 12, 2006 13:31:04 GMT
u missed one father christmas, would you not send mr Patrick too?
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Post by Why on Dec 12, 2006 13:55:56 GMT
Why send mr patrick he aint riding at olympia ?
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Post by Lord Bumface Pigeyes MBE on Dec 12, 2006 14:41:01 GMT
I'd send in Peggy Grayson. She'd sort em all out and tell em all to pull themselves together if they started crying or acting like wimps.
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after all it is Christmas! Sam Roberts will go for a win be sure but bet she'll be as nervous as the rest of us in the afternoon. 
