kayjayem
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Post by kayjayem on Sept 8, 2010 18:59:26 GMT
As told by a housewife!!
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this...)
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Post by hollycane on Sept 8, 2010 21:02:58 GMT
really laughed at this one!!!
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Post by greygirl21 on Sept 8, 2010 23:52:47 GMT
hahahahhaa,
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