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Post by lolly on Nov 23, 2007 14:43:54 GMT
This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
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The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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Post by bigbay on Nov 23, 2007 16:51:41 GMT
thats great
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 26, 2007 14:54:27 GMT
Another Christmas Joke: A couple in their 60's are putting up their christmas tree when the christmas fairy appears and says she will grant them each a wish. The wife says "I would like to travel round the world with my wonderful husband". The fairy waves her wand and two tickets for a round the world cruise appear in the wifes hand. The husband says "I would like a wife thirty years younger than me". The fairy waves her wand and the husband magically ages to become 92. The moral of this story? Men who are ungrateful b*st*rds should remember fairies are female!!!
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