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Post by paddy123 on Aug 19, 2007 19:59:44 GMT
some people don't like this joke but i do!!! there once was a man slightly hardof hearing, he was lonely so he went to the pet shop to buy a dog. he chose his dog and asked the owner what he was called, he answered billy. the deaf man thought he said willy so he went home with Willy the dog. This man was quite rich so the next day he went to the estate agents and bought a farm called daerilea farm but he thought he heard hairy arse. so that is what he calld it. a few weeks later he lost his dog, he went to the policestation and reported it. he told the policeman ive looked all over my hairy arse but i cannot find my willy!!!
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Post by Milliesmum on Aug 19, 2007 20:23:56 GMT
Here's another one!!
Farmer and his oldest son walking through their fields and the farmer says to his son:
'This is the place where I made love for the very first time'
Son says 'Really?'
Farmer says 'Yes, and that tree over there, that's where it happened'
Son says 'Really?'
Farmer says 'Yes son, and that smaller tree over there, that's where her mother stood!'
Son says 'Her Mother! What did she say?"
And the farmer replied:
'Baaaaaaa!'
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