Milliesmum
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Post by Milliesmum on Sept 7, 2007 20:59:22 GMT
The following story was told to me by a male friend who had just been to Tesco's . . . . . ". . . . I have 2 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if i'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I'd been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my b*lls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Silly woman . . . . . why else would I buy dog food? ?"
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Post by girly on Sept 10, 2007 7:29:01 GMT
If I had heard that story in a que shopping I think I would have wet myself laughing.
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Post by rachelnjj on Nov 7, 2007 20:20:03 GMT
I was actually in hysterics reading this! lol
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Post by Jackerjen on Nov 15, 2007 13:20:01 GMT
Love this!
Just copied this and sent it to the rest of the office!
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Post by stephjw1 on Dec 4, 2007 22:30:25 GMT
Why do i never stand behind anyone funny in tesco, I usually get people tut tutting at me because I take to long. Very funny story OH is e-mailing to his office
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Post by lolly on Dec 7, 2007 10:21:00 GMT
I always get a numptie in front of me, or one that chats forever to the cashier, when you are in a rush.....
then they take their card out before its gone through, discuss this , take ages packing their shopping, then ages sorting their card out which now won't go through, have trouble opening the freebie carrier bags (serve em right for not re-cycling) then your asked to move to the next till because of the holdup and everyone else jumps infront of you..sorry could go on and on
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Post by halfpass on Dec 7, 2007 22:37:06 GMT
Loved the start post MM bleading hilarius, and total agree with lolly!!!
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Post by seahorse on Dec 8, 2007 20:08:05 GMT
You have just cheered up my horrid day
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