Milliesmum
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COCKERP00S RULE!!!
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Post by Milliesmum on Oct 15, 2007 7:01:13 GMT
Lady goes into the pet shop to buy a parrot. The guy says 'We've got 3 at the moment, £200, £150 and that one there is 15 quid.'
The women asks why its only £15, and the guy tells her its because he used to live in a brothel.
The woman thinks he probably needs a good home and buys the £15 one. She gets him home and takes him inside, where he squawks 'Crikey, a new brothel!'
The woman thinks it's funny and just laughs. Then her daughters arrive to visit and the parrot goes 'Blimey, 2 new girls!'
The woman explains and the daughters laugh.
Then her husband arrives home and the parrot squawks:
'Strike me its Pete! Haven't seen you for ages!'
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Post by dun4u on Oct 18, 2007 22:22:52 GMT
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Milliesmum
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Post by Milliesmum on Oct 19, 2007 6:39:22 GMT
Thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!!!
That has set me up for the day!!! Have some Karma!
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