|
Post by lolly on Nov 15, 2007 15:01:20 GMT
The Future of Nursery Rhymes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh1t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man "What have u got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon "Pies you willyhead." Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy.
|
|
|
Post by Nessa on Nov 20, 2007 16:49:31 GMT
He he I like them!!
|
|
halfpass
Happy to help....a lot
Return of the Dame
Posts: 12,964
|
Post by halfpass on Dec 7, 2007 22:41:24 GMT
love the nursery rhymes, am passing these on
|
|
|
Post by seahorse on Dec 8, 2007 20:05:46 GMT
These are great
|
|
|
Post by ferret on Dec 9, 2007 22:09:20 GMT
excellent !
|
|