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Post by lolly on Dec 7, 2007 10:15:15 GMT
No Such Thing As A Free Ride A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer, who had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much a ride would cost. "£20 for 3 minutes." the pilot replied. "That's too much." said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all, you'll have to pay me the £20." The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a thrilling ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man." "Maybe so," said the farmer, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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Post by halfpass on Dec 7, 2007 22:38:15 GMT
LOL Lolly fab
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