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Post by overatdaknee on Feb 2, 2008 23:48:10 GMT
On the first day God created horse, On the second day He created man to serve the horse On the third day God created all the animals of the earth to spook the horse when man was on his back, On the fourth day God created a honest days work so that man could labour to pay for the keep of the horse, On the fifth day He created the grasses in the field so that horse could eat and man could toil and clean up after horse. On the sixth day God created veterinary science so horse would be healthy and man would be broke, On the seventh day God rested and said, 'This is good, it will teach man humility and tire him out and will keep him striving ever forwards to meet the demands of horse.
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halfpass
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Post by halfpass on Feb 3, 2008 16:20:17 GMT
how very true
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 3, 2008 16:45:10 GMT
eh! what?? i thought god was a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the supreme being!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! horse almighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she/he who must be obeyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well thats what my lot think anyway!!!!! i just a meer mortal sent to cater for their every need, beast of burden!!!!! thats me, whos the dumb animal?
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Post by silverlady on Feb 4, 2008 20:23:34 GMT
Smokeycott I must agree with you there.
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Post by Jolie on Feb 5, 2008 17:24:12 GMT
I know... If I were to give up Horses (not in month of sundays!!) I would be able to afford so much more in life, wear clean clothes not just muddy ones, have nice nails, go on holiday etc etc, but no I work every hour god (horse ) sends just too keep him happy
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Post by smokeycott on Feb 5, 2008 20:29:55 GMT
we could be ladies that lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! swap dirty 4x4 for a little sports car!!! could afford one if i didnt have leave food offereings to epona (the horse god) would save a fortune on wshing powder and electric, as would have to change our clothes everytime we payed homage to our deyeties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! husband cant understand why i have so many ponies and why he cant have as many motorbikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i tell him motorbikes dont need companions(and they dont have foals) ha!!
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