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Post by Balvenie on Feb 9, 2008 20:17:14 GMT
doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it has been eaten.
it's called wedding cake!
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Post by spitchwick on Feb 9, 2008 20:18:51 GMT
Obviously never affected me, been married for 32 great years!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by pipsqueek on Feb 9, 2008 21:45:31 GMT
it never bothered my brother in law hes been married five times he likes wedding cake
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 9, 2008 21:50:42 GMT
Should we have a thread of doctor jokes? I'll start it off:
Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck in my ear! Hang on a minute, I've got some cream for that!
Doctor, everytime I drink Hot Chocolate I get a terrible pain in my eye! Try taking the spoon out of the cup!
Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me! Next!
Doctor, I need my sex drive lowering! You're 98 years of age - at your age it's all in your mind! Yes I know, that's why I want it lowering!
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Post by ponylover1 on Feb 9, 2008 22:28:22 GMT
A man goes to the doctors & says man says: doctor i feel like a pair of curtains doctor says: pull yourself together.
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 9, 2008 23:35:03 GMT
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a cowboy. How long have you felt this way? Oh, about a YeeeeHaaaar!!
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Post by pipandflo on Feb 10, 2008 16:18:21 GMT
Man goes to doctor with jelly and sponge in one ear and custard in the other and the doctor tells him he's a trifle deaf.
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Post by Milliesmum on Feb 10, 2008 16:39:19 GMT
Man goes to doctors, and says 'Doctor I can't stop eating snooker balls, I feel terrible. For breakfast I had two reds and a brown. For dinner I had three more reds and a blue. For tea I had another red and the pink and black.'
Doctor says 'Stop! I know exactly what the problem is! You're not getting enough greens!'
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